Oh man, the Republicans are really going to nominate one of these people to be president:
Alan Simpson is watching this, saying the Internet really is a series of tubes:
When the best punchline is the truth:
Also, Chris Christie will be doing this right after the debate:
When Dr. Seuss knows as much as Dr. Kissinger:
Also in little-known quotes from Roosevelt's grandfather:
Ted Cruz stares down the social-justice warriors:
And in conclusion...