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Patton Oswalt reimagines GOP candidates' closing statements: "I'm going to try reciting The Preamble without singing it like I learned on Schoolhouse Rock" -- Ben Carson

Once again, Oswalt's live-tweeting of an insufferable Republican debate saves the day

Sophia Tesfaye
January 29, 2016 9:32AM (UTC)

With Donald Trump absent from the Fox News debate stage tonight, viewers were treated to significantly less verbal jousting and tweetable moments, leaving our favorite #GOPDebate live-tweeter deliriously bored but still plenty funny.

In the end, Patton Oswalt imagined his own hilarious closing statements for the Republican presidential candidates:




Sophia Tesfaye

Sophia Tesfaye is Salon's Deputy Politics Editor and resides in Washington, D.C. You can find her on Twitter at @SophiaTesfaye.

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