Samantha Bee to Mitch McConnell: "What better way to honor America's greatest champion of original intent than by wiping your obstructionist ass on the very document he holds so dear"

Filling Court spots is one of three presidential jobs, Bee says, along with pardoning turkeys, bombing Middle East


Brendan Gauthier
February 16, 2016 6:00PM (UTC)

Unsurprisingly, Samantha Bee is still killing the game after her sophomore episode of "Full Frontal." This week Bee tackled Scalia's successor and the GOP debate.

On Mitch McConnell's argument that President Obama, as a lame duck president, should forego a Supreme Court nomination: "What better way to honor America's greatest champion of original intent than by wiping your obstructionist ass on the very document he holds so dear."

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"Let's just have a Supreme Court vacancy for a year because some chinless dildo wants a justice who'll use his gavel to plug up your abortion hole," Bee added. "Filling Court vacancies is one of only three jobs a president actually has: appointing justices, bombing the shit out of the Middle East, and turkey pardoning. That's it."

Despite his decidedly conservative stances, "we can still find some nice things to say about him," Bee said of Scalia. "If you like the freedom to play violent video games, watch Internet porn, and grow weed in your house without police using thermal imaging to bust you, you owe a debt to Antonin Scalia."

"You also probably work on my staff," Bee added.

Watch Samantha Bee's on-point analysis below:

Scalia a 'Justice of Great Consequence'


Brendan Gauthier

Brendan Gauthier is a freelance writer.

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