"Tonight Show" host Jimmy Fallon opened last night's show with a reimagining of Donald Trump's meme-worthy Mar-a-Lago Super Tuesday presser. (Is it an occupational byproduct, or did everyone else see this sketch in the making the moment Trump stepped on stage in Palm Beach Tuesday night?)
"I'll admit, I didn't win every state," Fallon-as-Trump admitted, watched over by a cardboard cutout of Chris Christie's RBF and high-waisted pants. "I only got 27% of the vote in Texas. But remember: everything is bigger in Texas. So 27% is more like 60%. So basically, I won Texas."
"As for Oklahoma -- look at it," Fallon continued. "It looks like a Trump wig Texas is wearing. So I basically won there too."
"My real competition now is Hillary Clinton," Fallon added. "I called Hillary earlier. I said, 'Here's the deal. In 2008 you lost to a black man. But in 2016 you're gonna lose to an orange man ... Orange is the new black."
Watch the full sketch below: