Actual GOP candidate Donald Trump is boasting about the size of his penis in a presidential debate

Size apparently matters

By Scott Eric Kaufman
Published March 4, 2016 7:12AM (UTC)
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After a question from Bret Baier about the personal attacks Marco Rubio has launched against Donald Trump in the past two weeks, the GOP front-runner complained that "he hit my hands -- nobody's ever hit my hands, I've never heard about this."

Despite the fact that John Oliver's demolition of Donald Drumpf on Sunday included a wealth of evidence that people have, in fact, been "hit[ting] his hands for decades," Trump plead ignorance.


"He referred to my hands and said, 'If they're small, something else must be small,' and I guarantee you there's no problem. There's no problem."

Megyn Kelly could barely contain her laughter at Trump's frat-boy antics, followed by turning to Texas Senator Ted Cruz and asking him a question that didn't relate to the size of his penis.

Watch the entire exchange below via Fox News.


WATCH Donald J. Trump defend his hands after Marco Rubio called them “small.” #GOPDebate

Posted by Fox News on Thursday, March 3, 2016

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