To the surprise of no one who was paying attention, Florida Senator Marco Rubio was forced to suspend his campaign tonight after Donald Trump won a resounding victory in his home state — and Twitter reacted as it’s wont to react:
Breaking: News Emerges From Florida Not Involving Strippers, Drugs, Hurricanes Or Alligators https://t.co/b6EYafQzw8 #MarcoRubio
— David Deeble (@DavidDeeble) March 16, 2016
At least the once-and-future “Cuban-American Barack Obama” still has career alternatives:
Marco Rubio should run for Florida governor in 2018. Then have a great track record by being a great governor. Then…
— Bo Snerdley (@BoSnerdley) March 16, 2016
Cheer up, Marco Rubio! Maybe Florida just meant you're such a great senator they want you to stay! You're right. I don't believe me either.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 16, 2016
It’s not entirely clear whether everyone is sincerely upset:
Not that we won’t remember him fondly:
Marco Rubio has left the race. He'll always be remembered as the one Republican who had the intellect to question the size of Trump's dick.
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) March 16, 2016
And in case you need to update your bracket:
hands up if you had John Kasich outlasting Marco Rubio
LIARS
LIARS THE LOT OF YOU
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) March 16, 2016
File this under “We Can Only Hope”:
