"Ted can't win!": Donald Trump goes on yet another yawn-inducing Twitter tear

Just when you think Trump demagoguery can't get any more frustrating, he logs onto Twitter at 5 in the morning

By Brendan Gauthier
March 17, 2016 7:39PM (UTC)
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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Boca Raton, Fla., Sunday, March 13, 2016. () (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)

The tide has shifted. There's no entertainment value left to be found in Trumplandia.

Reporting on the e-front is bleak. It's been nine months and a day since Trump announced his candidacy and I've found myself deep in the throes of existential crisis.


Why is Donald Trump awake in the wee hours of the morning, tweeting inflammatory nonsense @WSJ, @Megynkelly, and @FoxNews? Why do people consciously cast ballots for this jack-o-lantern? Is democracy a governing structure worth protecting? Should I talk to my doctor about the side-effects of Klonopin?

Brendan Gauthier

Brendan Gauthier is a freelance writer.

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