A McDonald's on Chicago's near North Side (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)

"Hey holy sh*t hello, you are at McDonald's": This late-night milkshake run Twitter essay is amazing

Spoiler alert: there's no milkshake at the end of this amazing Twitter narrative


Brendan Gauthier
April 11, 2016 7:54PM (UTC)

Of approximately 305 million monthly active Twitter users, only about .00001 percent know of (follow) Josh Raby (@JoshRaby), creator of web-series "Local Air" and incredibly patient late-night McDonald's customer. Such is about to change (literally) overnight thanks to the inexplicable power of Internet stardom.

At 1 a.m. Monday, Raby found himself craving a McDonald's milkshake. Chasing that craving, he wandered into what I can best describe as a surreal game of marital hide-and-seek.

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Bruh, I can't even:

The late appearance of the fourth character in this story is heartbreaking.

And for all Raby truthers out there:


Brendan Gauthier

Brendan Gauthier is a freelance writer.

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