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"Is Donald Trump Batman?" People are Googling the most bizarre questions about Donald Trump

Google's autocomplete feature reveals the internet's most burning questions about the GOP frontrunner


Michael Garofalo
April 29, 2016 9:40PM (UTC)

What can we learn from Google's autocomplete feature? Mostly that people are searching for some awfully strange stuff, especially when it comes to Donald Trump.

We trawled Google for the weirdest, most important questions the internet is asking about Trump and then did our best to answer them:

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whats his theme song

Who could forget the unsettling jingle performed by the USA Freedom Kids before a Florida Trump rally? One day we may all be compelled to stand up before baseball games and sing it.

who is his barber

Whoever he is, he's doing an A-plus job.

where donald trump grows his hair

Presumably in a test tube in a lab somewhere.

what pen does he use

"It's a terrific, terrific pen, believe me. Very classy."

is he batman

Donald Trump is probably not Batman.

is he jesus

Donald Trump is definitely not Jesus.

is he canadian

No, you're thinking of Ted Cruz.

is he the zodiac

Once again, you're confusing Trump with Ted Cruz.

does he spray tan

People really need Google to answer this question?

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did he really tweet that

The answer, most likely, is, "Yes, he did really tweet that."

bacon number

No, Trump's "bacon number" isn't about how many strips of fatback Trump eats for breakfast on given morning. It refers to the internet's favorite parlour game, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Trump's bacon number, as it happens, is two. Among other connections, Trump appeared in "Home Alone 2" with Joe Pesci, who starred alongside Bacon in "JFK."

did he die

You probably would have heard about this without having to Google it.

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If you listen hard enough, you can hear the sound of a million op-ed columnists typing "What does Donald Trump mean?" into Google.


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