Thanks to Trevor Noah, you will forever associate the GOP's election mayhem with herpes

Cruz losing by Trump winning is "like finding out your herpes is gone but it's because your d--k fell off," he said


Brendan Gauthier
May 5, 2016 5:47PM (UTC)

"Daily Show" host Trevor Noah Wednesday night weighed in on Trump's Indiana victory and Ted Cruz and John Kasich's subsequent suspending of their campaigns.

"I'm so conflicted. I mean, Ted Cruz lost because Donald Trump won," Noah said. "It's like finding out your herpes is gone but it's because your dick fell off."

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In a victory speech Tuesday night, Trump told Republicans that the now "very, very divided" country, "is going to become one beautiful, loving country" under his command.

"It sounds really beautiful," Noah responded. "But if there's one thing I've learned from history, if a crazy white man says we should come together, you should make sure to ask him to specify who the 'we' is."

Watch the full segment below:


Brendan Gauthier

Brendan Gauthier is a freelance writer.

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