Alec Baldwin's Donald Trump wants to talk first

WATCH: Donald Trump's presser on SNL in replay is a hoot

On SNL, Baldwin's Trump proclaims of Ryan, "I'm not gay, but I can't wait to give it to that man for four years!"


Alli Joseph
January 15, 2017 6:19PM (UTC)

Over at SNL early this morning, Alec Baldwin took another spin around the set as Donald Trump, and after he took his turn speaking at a spoof replay of last week's presser, it was all yellow. In his now-iconic portrayal of president-elect Donald Trump, Baldwin is spot on. When a reporter asks him to comment on his "pee pee party" scandal in Russia, Trump replies, "I'm not talking about the pee pee, because it didn't happen, and it wasn't as cool as it sounds!" Refusing to outwardly discuss the event in question, when Trump supposedly hired prostitutes to urinate on a bed that the Obamas had slept in in a posh Moscow hotel (as noted in a British intelligence document released by Buzzfeed last week and picked up and run with by many news organizations - excluding this one), he said, "I want to talk about what's really important: jobs! I'm going to create a steady stream of jobs...this country will be literally showered with jobs...'cause I'm a whiz at jobs."

The writers had a field day with potty humor, and then turned to Trump's intended repeal of Obamacare. "If you take away Obamacare, says an SNL reporter, "20 million people will lose their health insurance. They could die!" Baldwin's Trump replies, "Honey, I'm about to be president. We're all going to die."  And if Ben Carson, "the best brain surgeon to ever run the housing department", has any trouble, no need to fear - he'll have Steve Harvey for backup.  We have plenty to fear - including fear itself.

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Alli Joseph

Alli Joseph is a writer/producer and family historian; a Native New Yorker, she is a member of the Shinnecock Indian Nation.

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