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Pornhub wants to make sure you "get plowed" this snowstorm — literally

The adult website wants to make sure you're free to Netflix and chill during the winter weather


Jeremy Binckes
March 15, 2017 12:25AM (UTC)
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The major snowstorm that's still on track to bury a large part of the Northeast United States on Tuesday is going to leave a lot of time for residents to get acquainted with themselves. One major pornography website wants to make sure those who are snowed in are able to keep their hands free for other things.

Pornhub is sending out a fleet of plows for people who "want to get plowed," the porn site told Boston Magazine. But all terrible porn puns aside, Pornhub is actually providing a useful public service:

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The cheeky service, which is only being offered in Boston and New Jersey, is slated to begin when the flakes start falling overnight and continue for the duration of the storm, Price says. Each of the trucks — he says there are more than two dozen of them — will have the porn website’s black, white, and orange logo on their plows and doors.

The trucks will also be available on demand to clear lots owned by small businesses, Price says. Requests for a plowing are being accepted via email at phubplows@gmail.com. They are not offering to plow driveways, he says.

The lack of private driveway service is a bit of a bummer, and the snowstorm didn't measure up — at least in New Jersey — leading one to wonder if they couldn't meet their expectations. But you have to give a tip of the cap to a porn site willing to try out some viral stunts to drum up business.

Can we suggest pizza delivery next? Maybe some good plumbing services?


Jeremy Binckes

Jeremy Binckes is the senior news editor at Salon.com.

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