On Friday night's "Real Time" late-night comedian Bill Maher was upset when he found out that next week's edition of Us Weekly magazine, which features first lady Melania Trump on the cover, didn't include his favorite "25 Things You Don't Know About Me." Instead, Maher created his own list of things you hadn't known about President Donald Trump's wife.
"All the stars do it," Maher said of the featured section, "I did it, it's practically a right of passage."
Maher came up with his own list for the first lady, though he said it won't be featured in the magazine "but it's coming out soon."
"I hope I inspire little girls everywhere to marry for money," Maher said the faux list featured. Another little-known fact on the list was that she "has no first language."
"Every time I look at my husband I'm reminded of the Slovenian national dish: a fat greasy sausage filled with cheese," Maher said as he couldn't hold back laughter.
"I once caught [Vice President] Mike Pence trying on my stilettos," the late-night comedian said the list included. The first lady made headlines recently when she wore a pair of stilettos on her way down to Texas in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey.
Also on the list of things not known about Trump is that her "secret service codename is 'that poor, poor woman,'" Maher said.
"I copied this list from Michelle Obama," Maher added, referencing when it was discovered that parts Trump's speech at the Republican National Convention were plagiarized.