Bruce Castor, former President Donald Trump’s impeachment lawyer, gave an opening argument in the Senate trial on Tuesday so baffling and confusing that many observers and commentators struggled to understand the point he was trying to make. He seemed to be ad-libbing, rather than reading from a prepared outline or text. While wearing an ill-fitting suit, he made disjointed references and claims, and he employed examples in which he couldn’t remember the specifics.
At some points, he seemed to be gesturing toward an argument about the First Amendment, contending that Trump’s speech to the mob that attacked the Capitol couldn’t be considered an impeachable offense. This is a poor argument that has been widely rejected by constitutional scholars, though some have said it’s the best of the poor options Trump has to defend himself.
But for much of the discussion, it wasn’t even clear if Castor was making an argument at all. Much of it clearly wasn’t focused on what was ostensibly the first topic for the competing sides to address: whether holding a trial for a president out of office is constitutional. At one point, though, he made a claim that will almost certainly be rejected by most conservative legal thinkers: that precedents in pre-revolution British law are irrelevant for understanding the meaning of the U.S. Constitution. In fact, many originalists — a form of jurisprudence favored by Republicans and conservatives — look back to this period to try to understand what the “original meaning” of the text teaches us about how it should be applied today.
Here’s what some of the observers, including many legal experts, had to say about Castor’s opening argument:
so, uh, Trump's impeachment trial strategy appears to be to just have folks go out there and wing it like it's an open mic night or something pic.twitter.com/FkF1xI6pHo
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 9, 2021
excited to attend Bruce Castor's standup routine after the pandemic is over
— Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) February 9, 2021
This is a "My Cousin Vinny"-level mismatch of opening statements so far
— David Weigel (@daveweigel) February 9, 2021
If Trump still had his Twitter account, he may Tweet-fire this lawyer on the spot.
— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) February 9, 2021
I hate to speak ill of a fellow Philadelphian but Attorney Bruce Castor is making one of the weakest arguments I've seen since the prosecutor in the movie "My Cousin Vinny."
— johnmorganhypno (@johnmorganhypno) February 9, 2021
I have been in this government class before, where someone hasn't done the reading, napped through the first half of class, gets called on and just riffs for 15 minutes.
— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) February 9, 2021