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On Monday’s “Fox & Friends,” P.R. intern Donald Trump mentioned that he had a “very very big” announcement about President Barack Obama — one that he believes could change the outcome of the 2012 presidential election. Of course, Trump is milking the attention for all it’s worth:
My announcement is tomorrow!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2012
Tomorrow I will be tweeting on only one subject!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2012
The last time he hyped a big unveil it was a video for the RNC that never aired. (The event was rained out, but Salon’s Alex Pareene also beat the Donald to the punch):
Naturally Salon is eagerly anticipating Trump’s “large, bordering on gigantic” announcement about President Obama and readers have joined in on the fun. We asked you to tweet theories to #TrumpSurprise — here are some of the best:
Obama sold cocaine in college
There’s still something to that birther theory, after all
We found another birth certificate for the President at Area 51 with tentacle marks on it. #TrumpSurprise— Bill Alford (@MyOwnPrvtIdaho) October 23, 2012
He found no evidence that President Obama ever renewed his birth certificate. #trumpsurprise— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) October 22, 2012
Trump will release Obama’s college transcripts
#trumpsurprise Barry Soetoro registers for college as a Foreign Exchange Student not as a US Citizen— Larry House (@larryhouse) October 23, 2012
Source indicates that while at Occidental, Obama publicly "matriculated" #TrumpSurprise— Popehat (@Popehat) October 23, 2012
That Obama has marital problems
Obama and Monica Lewinsky seen at a Motel 6 in Lima, Ohio! The Donald has the photos!! #TrumpSurprise— E Marlowe (@the_e_marlowe) October 23, 2012
It’s just a P.R. stunt
Maybe it’s something mundane
Donald Trump to reveal on Wednesday that Barack Obama's Chicago Public Library card expired in 2003 and has not been renewed. #TrumpSurprise— Harry Ramble (@HarryRamble) October 23, 2012
Or maybe it’s not
Obama is the one who doped Lance Armstrong. Every race. #TrumpSurprise— rustbeltrants (@rustbeltrants) October 23, 2012
#TrumpSurprise - That he's endorsing Barack Obama for President of the United States.— BJ Malloy (@BJAMalloy) October 23, 2012
#TrumpSurprise "Obama... *Darth Vader breathing sound F/X* I am your father..." Dun dun DUN!!!— Spensierata (@spensierata) October 23, 2012
Tune in tomorrow for the big unveil.
Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at firstname.lastname@example.org.More Prachi Gupta.
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