If you have ever wondered what Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of the Detroit hardcore band Insane Clown Posse thought of Robert Pattinson, now would be the time to get out your work headphones and listen to their NextMovie.com review of "Water for Elephants."
It shouldn't surprise you that "The Notebook" made one of these guys "cry like a grown woman" (whatever that means), since this is also the team that brought you 2010's sincere rap "Miracles."
Between this review and "Miracles," I'm beginning to believe that there is a real campaign going on to show the softer side of a band that defines itself as "murdercore." Then again, these are also the guys responsible for your renewed fear of clowns and sudden distaste for Faygo (and soda-related injuries), so their contributions to society are still in the red as far as I'm concerned.
Drew Grant is a staff writer for Salon. Follow her on Twitter at @videodrew.