1. PETA pets of the day: Kristen Wiig and Russell Brand were named Sexiest Vegetarians of 2011 by the animal activist group. Now how long until they try to convince the stars to pose naked?
3. Secret wedding of the day: No-longer-"Ugly" star America Ferrera married longtime boyfriend Ryan Piers Williams in an intimate ceremony last night.
4. Internet drinks of the day: Brazilian winemaker Vinicola Aurora’s "Keep Cooler" alcoholic beverages feature three recognizable faces from Web forums on their labels: Trollface, Forever Alone and Me Gusta. Where's the Anonymous mask wine-spritzer?
5. Sitcom death of the day: How are the writers planning to get rid of Charlie Sheen's character on "Two and a Half Men"? Here's a hint: It involves Chuck Lorre's fantasy scenario.