Must-see morning clip: Kristen Schaal launches dating service for kindergarteners

"The Daily Show" correspondent has been inspired by Princeton Mom to "Marry Smart" -- and young

By Prachi Gupta
Published March 28, 2014 12:56PM (EDT)

"The Daily Show's" Senior Women's Issues Correspondent Kristen Schaal has been inspired by the message of Susan Patton, aka Princeton Mom, who preaches a message of "panic and desperation" that urges young women to snag a husband in college before us ladies become worthless ugly hags.

Everyone knows that it's a fact "based on an opinion" that "your precious eggs are just jumping off your vagina like sinking eggs on a ship." That's why Schaal launched K-Date, the leading "kindergarten singles network" to "start the husband hunt before they are all gone."


Prachi Gupta

Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com.

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