"You're getting dildos in the mail because you can go f**k yourself": Larry Wilmore explains the care packages the Oregon militia got

"You know, just when I start to lose faith in this country, the fiber of the American people restores that faith"


Sarah Burris
January 15, 2016 4:54PM (UTC)

When the Oregon militia put out a call for food and supplies they got a lot of mockery, particularly from annoyingly talented and charming late-night comedic genius Stephen Colbert who was merciless in the poking of fun. But one particular care package caught the eye of "Nightly Show" host Larry Wilmore on Thursday. A box of dildos.

"Yep, the group put a call out for food and supplies and instead the good people of America send them dildos," Wilmore said before standing and giving a slow clap. "You know, just when I start to lose faith in this country, the fiber of the American people restores that faith. And yes, the militia group is pissed."

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The angry militia dude whipped out his forearm and swept them off the table in one fail swoop. "Um, by the way, militia guy, um, all those dildos... they're still on the floor. Now you just have a floor full of dildos."

Wilmore welcomed Trig Stack -- an Oregon militia dude and his gun -- to the show to talk more about the unwelcome box.


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