- Doggy water ballet
 - Exclusive Daily Download: “Perrier,” Ecstatic Sunshine
 - Green gridlock
 - Memo to O.J.: Kill yourself
 - Iraq’s white-collar crime
 - I’m friends with the principal — and sick of hiding it!
 - Reproduction of the rich and famous
 - “Inside the Jihad”
 - Song Search: Two New York bands square off
 - The decider says he hasn’t decided
 - The Fix
 - McCain: I was against Roe before I was for it before I was against it
 - Right, but actually winning the White House would have been nice, too
 - Colmes vs. Fuhrman
 - Nicaraguan president signs abortion ban
 - Evil Knievel’s amazing toy stunts
 - Kramer vs. Kramer
 - The cultural significance of NASCAR’s decline
 - For Democrats, is the sun rising in the West?
 - In Florida, Democrats seek a new election
 - Coincidence? Election over, gas prices up again
 - Dutch Cabinet pushes for burqa ban
 - Tall men, skinny women
 - Bank of America sendup
 - Broadway Joe’s lowest moment
 - Nancy Pelosi and “the butchers of Beijing”