- News flash: Sex is sold to young girls!
 - Young ballers: See the world
 - Indie film is dying — unless it isn’t
 - Is local food really miles better?
 - A human-animal hybrid nonproliferation treaty?
 - Who’s afraid of Michelle Obama?
 - The swing states of 2008
 - The war on teen terror
 - Hoyer hails FISA bill as “a significant victory for the Democratic Party”
 - Lobbying for polar bear hunting
 - Two things you don’t want to miss
 - So was it a “pact,” or more of an informal agreement?
 - More on oil drilling
 - Barack Obama, the experience candidate?
 - Disaster of the day: Too many women rabbis!
 - A “fitting monument” for Dubya
 - “I’m not pregnant — but the night is young”
 - Bill Clinton says he’ll help Obama
 - Citing Google, pornographer claims orgies are bigger than apple pie
 - Is Obama moving to the center?
 - A crack in the Army’s glass ceiling
 - I now pronounce you male applicant and female applicant
 - Equality, shmequality! Just become a man
 - Quote of the day
 - The truth about drilling and gas prices