How one member of the Liver Spot Set beat Mexican bureaucracy; the joy of giant duck love; and the geezer is asked to revisit fatherhood.
Friday, Feb 1, 2002 8:00 PM UTCExtolling the glories of cornmeal, lime and a male Shirley Temple for the 21st century.
Thursday, May 3, 2001 7:18 PM UTCLet me tell you what happened in the Mississippi of Mexico while I was out with the Pusher Divine, and visited by Peter Lorre and his giant knife.
Tuesday, Apr 3, 2001 9:00 AM UTCThe Geezer's scribblings are a mystery even to him, but eloquently blunt nicknames like Cross-eyes, Crooked Back and Gimpy need no explaining.
Friday, Jan 26, 2001 8:00 PM UTCMexico mysterioso: A tabloid depicts crime at its most graphic, a corpse wears rather nice Adidas and giant redwoods flourish in the desert.
Friday, Jan 5, 2001 12:33 AM UTCPerhaps there are some things Mexico shouldn't improve upon -- like child labor and treatment of the disabled.
Friday, Jul 7, 2000 11:01 PM UTCThe love that dare not cluck its name; a few words about dirty words in Mexico; and the prize that is Consuela.
Saturday, May 6, 2000 4:00 PM UTCWhoa! That's not you-know-who and you-know-who riding up the beach on a palomino, is it?
Friday, Apr 14, 2000 4:00 PM UTCYou think you've got problems? The Geezer's gotta cope with the 3 a.m. blues and that dratted Bob Marley. But then there's Flor, the rose of Castille ...
Friday, Mar 24, 2000 5:00 PM UTCIn Puerto Perdido they're still talking about the double death of Captain Hook, going buggy with machetes and the penalty for unholy hanky-panky.
Friday, Mar 10, 2000 5:00 PM UTCIf Chaucer had retired to a trailer in Margaritaville, would he spend his evenings watching Fellini movies? He might.
Wednesday, Mar 1, 2000 5:00 PM UTC
71 names so awful New Zealand had to ban them
"This could be a career ender for Michele Bachmann"
He made me his drug mule
Ted Cruz will never be president
Claire Messud to Publishers Weekly: "What kind of question is that?"
Pictures of people who mock me
Bush cancels Europe trip amid calls for his arrest
Is Michael Pollan a sexist pig?
How conspiracists think
Alex Jones: Conspiracy Inc.
links from salon.com
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