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Emily Grosvenor

Emily Grosvenor is a magazine writer and essayist living in McMinnville, Ore., where she is writing a humorous memoir. You can follower her at @emilygrosvenor.

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My son’s Oedipus complex

Emily Grosvenor
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I hate Elmo

Emily Grosvenor

The painful misadventures of a well-endowed breast-feeder

Emily Grosvenor