Republicans, stop calling Obama elitist
Because the real reason you don't like him is that he's smarter than you.
Friday, Sep 5, 2008 8:27 PM UTC 183All Salon 2008 Elections
Bill Maher
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I’m dressing up as a melting polar ice cap
Because that's scary. Almost as scary as the possible reelection of the party of the scaremonger in chief.
Saturday, Oct 27, 2007 11:46 AM UTC 64All Salon Republican Party
American flag pins are for idiots
This generation doesn't sacrifice or even pay for our wars. No, all we do is sport pins and bumper stickers.
Friday, Oct 12, 2007 11:03 PM UTC 115All Salon Barack Obama
When Democrats collapse
After Jimmy Carter caved to the Republican noise machine and took back his blast at President Bush, it's no surprise the party wimped out on the war.
Friday, May 25, 2007 8:20 PM UTC 110All Salon George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter
“Hillary equals France”
I hate to sink the GOP's toy boat, but it was the French who inspired the U.S. Constitution, a document written by geniuses so it could be followed by idiots.
Friday, May 4, 2007 10:00 AM UTC 118All Salon France
Say it loud: I’m elite and proud!
Why is the country run by people who celebrate mediocrity and recruit from Pat Robertson's law school? Because the right-wing crusade to demonize elites has succeeded.
Friday, Apr 13, 2007 8:15 PM UTC 181All Salon
Christians crusade against cancer vaccine
Activists don't want girls inoculated against HPV because they want sex to remain as scary as possible.
Friday, Mar 2, 2007 11:28 AM UTC 100All Salon Sex, Love and Sex
The Democrats’ best slogan: “Bush lost the war”
He also lowered Paris Hilton's taxes and botched the job of finding Osama. A few last talking points to help the party win back Congress.
Sunday, Nov 5, 2006 11:30 PM UTC 31All Salon 2006 Elections, George W. Bush
The real menace to American kids
We demonize Mark Foley but ignore the industries medicating children and making them fat, and even open our schools to people trying to kill them -- military recruiters.
Friday, Oct 13, 2006 3:00 PM UTC 78All Salon Iraq, Roy Ashburn, MTV, Middle East
Mocking Bush is my patriotic duty
A comedian explains how cruel jokes about the president can stop terrorism.
Friday, Sep 8, 2006 2:18 PM UTC 129All Salon Al-Qaida, 9/11
Abstinence pledges suck — literally
As news spreads that teens who pledge chastity have lots more kinky sex, millions of aging boomers ask: Where was Bush when I was in high school?
Friday, Apr 1, 2005 5:33 PM UTCAll Salon Teenagers, George W. Bush, Sex
New rule: Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho
Because, plainly, he acts like a girl.
Friday, Oct 8, 2004 6:25 PM UTCAll Salon George W. Bush
New rule
If we really want to stop terrorism, we have to get Muslim men laid.
Saturday, Mar 20, 2004 11:24 PM UTCAll Salon
New rule
You can't be a Washington outsider if you're already president.
Sunday, Mar 14, 2004 12:16 AM UTCAll Salon
Lose the twang, y’all
Enough with the Civil War complex: It's time for Southern Democrats to get enlightened about voting Bush out of office.
Sunday, Feb 8, 2004 12:24 AM UTCAll Salon 2004 Elections, Howard Dean
Barbie is a shiksa!
Displaying the same keen acumen that has enabled them to crack down on homegrown terrorists, Saudi Arabian police declared America's favorite doll "Jewish" and "offensive to Islam."
Tuesday, Sep 16, 2003 9:38 PM UTCLife
DVDs are for losers
Good movies are like good sex -- and resale-happy Hollywood has long since gone frigid.
Friday, Aug 29, 2003 12:15 AM UTCAll Salon HBO
Your daughter’s a ho!
Now that MTV has made pimping a cool lifestyle, is it surprising that suburban teenagers are turning tricks for mall cash?
Wednesday, Aug 20, 2003 7:52 PM UTCAll Salon Teenagers, MTV
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