- “What women want,” take umptillion
 - Bateman: Bush tackles soaring food prices
 - King Kaufman’s Sports Daily
 - TV Daily
 - I want more commitment from my married girlfriend
 - 500,000 new jobs — are we supposed to be impressed?
 - “Iron Man”
 - So long, Canada
 - Breaking the Democratic deadlock
 - My Laughing Buddha is smirking
 - George Bush is John McCain’s Rev. Wright
 - Former DNC head switches allegiance
 - The awesome experience of Grand Theft Auto
 - Iran complains about Clinton comments
 - A paltry $11 billion profit for Exxon
 - Quote of the day
 - Ursula K. Le Guin celebrates early Rome
 - Your fetus has fingernails … and we’re going to show them to you
 - Dem candidates weigh in on “Mission Accomplished”
 - Can’t “lesbians” belong to us all?
 - “GTA” outrage: MADD confuses virtual/real drunk driving
 - Who pays the most for gas?
 - Hillary’s “testicular fortitude”
 - Jewish supporters fundraising for pro-Obama ad
 - Police blotter: Catcher apologizes
 - Could this week get worse for mothers?
 - Shocking news: NFL draft “Experts” aren’t
 - Gas tax proposals likely DOA