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"Do not flush while seated on toilet"
It would be easy to miss those seven simple words next to the flush button in the airliner bathroom. Pay attention, or ruin your life!
12/17/2008 16:15 UTC
Why Anna Duggar stays: "There's a huge martyr's mentality," a woman who left Quiverfull says
“The women, they get into it for the kids,” says one wife who escaped. "But that’s also why they get out” 
05/11/2021 21:44 UTC
"Every Dog Has His Day"
Readers say goodbye to Mr. Blue.
09/11/2001 23:00 UTC
Letters
Is small-town America surprisingly tolerant, or just superficially polite? Readers respond to Garrison Keillor's "Turning a Red State Bright Orange."
08/27/2005 12:00 UTC
"South Park" nails the postelection mood: "This isn’t how it was supposed to happen!"
Forced to quickly alter its postelection episode, "South Park" delivers an empathetic palliative for our pain
11/10/2016 20:40 UTC
A good hard bump
The world doesn't always conform to our impressions of it, and that's just one lesson to be learned from a bump on the head.
08/29/2007 14:00 UTC
What's in a meme? A brief history of what Salon thinks memes are
Parsing 25 years of Salon stories gives insight into the evolution of memes — and of internet culture at large
03/08/2020 14:00 UTC
Where is the outrage?
John McCain decries greed on Wall Street and suggests a commission be formed to look into the problem. This is like Casanova coming out for chastity.
09/24/2008 14:30 UTC
The fine art of lying
When you're spinning a story you have to know when to make your exit. One little detail can throw the whole thing off.
07/04/2007 14:16 UTC
The library fix
When politics gets mean and dumb, you can cheer yourself up by walking into a public library.
06/27/2007 14:09 UTC
The "South ParQ Vaccination Special" fails to be funny – but maybe that's the point
A year into the pandemic brings us yet another "South Park" one-off that sadly brings home what we can't control
03/12/2021 00:28 UTC
To the worker ants of science
The heroic effort known as the Internet was the work of patient, hardworking men and women. Where are the statues to them? Plus: Garrison Keillor responds to his readers.
03/21/2007 15:00 UTC
No wonder they called him Turd Blossom
Karl Rove could put fecal matter on his lapel and call it a boutonniere. Goodbye and good riddance.
08/15/2007 14:06 UTC
21st: "Ate My Balls" ate my balls.
How one nutty meme took over cyberspace.
08/10/1997 23:00 UTC
Leave them kids alone!
It was clear that countless mother-hours and possibly professional help had gone into the other kids' dioramas. What's wrong with plastic animals and green paper trees?
03/07/2007 17:14 UTC