Treat your inner kid at heart to homemade versions of Bagel Bites, Combos and more nostalgic treats

You don’t need an occasion like the Super Bowl to comfort yourself with from-scratch renditions of beloved foods

Published February 6, 2021 5:30PM (EST)

Home-Made VS Store-Bought Pizza Bagels (Photo illustration by Salon/Getty Images)
Home-Made VS Store-Bought Pizza Bagels (Photo illustration by Salon/Getty Images)

Since I (more or less) gave up processed junk food like Bagel Bites and Pizza Rolls in a celebrity doctor Andrew Weil-sparked cabinet purge some 20 years ago, I've thought back to those treats with longing more than I'd like to admit. 

The vaguely pizza-inspired finger foods were the lion's share of my college-budget Major Food Group of cheese on tomato on carb, and they figured prominently in the only attempt at a Super Bowl party I ever made (also a low-rent college endeavor).

Since we won't be packing the bars to ogle J.Lo at this year's weird big game, why not comfort ourselves with from-scratch renditions of nostalgic junk-comfort food like my beloved Bagel Bites? It'll be brutally cold in most of the country, so where better to be than in a nice, toasty kitchen? 

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It's not hyperbole to say it was a dream come true to find a food writer who could create what has come to be known in my household as a straight up Bagel Bite. Dan Whalen author of several cookbooks, including "Tots, 50 totally awesome recipes"  and blogger at is the guy behind one of the most heart-stopping (maybe literally) Instagram feeds I follow. His grown-up (read: real food) versions of comfort classics make me want to give up and move to my couch with a TV tray. 

In other words, he was ideal for this mission. Granted, every scrap of joy a year into pandemic life feels monumental, but I'd have been fairly ecstatic  global catastrophe notwithstanding  when he jumped on my ask and turned around a recipe in a day. 

I'm no baker, and don't even dabble, but it seemed eminently doable, if a bit lengthy of a process. Mix and knead dough, rise, form balls, rest, poke holes, rest, boil, bake, top and bake again. Rather a lot? Sure. But what cost real, honest-to-God homemade Bagel Bites

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So off we went, and in one afternoon, I turned out 32 from-scratch miniature bagel pizzas and life will never be the same again. The kitchen even smelled like my Bagel Bite memories as they baked, though minus the aroma of corn syrup solids, high fructose corn syrup, modified cornstarch, nonfat dry milk and methyl cellulose (I guess?).

In true Bagel Bites fashion I gobbled the first one so fast it burned the roof of my mouth and still couldn't resist the next bite. It was a legit bagel base complete with poppy and sesame seed sprinkle, a clean, bright layer of tomato sauce, more cheese (mozzarella and Parmesan) than was strictly necessary — because I used to also add more cheese to my Bagel Bites — teeny squares we chopped up of salami and a hit of dried oregano for the finishing touch. In other words: perfection. The only possible improvement would have been homemade ranch to dip them in. Ah, well, next time. 

You could certainly make just these and be perfectly happy with your Super Bowl spread, but why not go all out? Dan also shared a recipe for homemade Combos, because don't we all need that in our lives? 

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And one of my favorite Kentucky (or anywhere, for that matter) chefs, Kristin Smith, owner of The Wrigley Taproom in Corbin and a sixth generation farmer at Faulkner Bent Farm, completed my Super Bowl dreams when she shared a homemade take on a Totino's Pizza Rolls recipe. I'd only ever had her beautiful Appalachian fare, but a mutual friend and fellow food fiend shared the valuable intel with me that Kristin had one time served pizza egg rolls at a dinner that he labeled "oddly stoner-themed." Yup, that sounded just about right for this undertaking, so I asked and received. Her recipe  a specific and commanding creation  promises just the type of junk food nirvana I experienced with the homemade Bagel Bites, and I can't wait to make them myself this Sunday. Enjoy!

Home-made pizza bagels

Recipe: Dan Whalen's "Bagel Bites"

(Base bagel recipe adapted from Sophisticated Gourmet)

Yields 32 mini bagels


For the Bagels:

  • 3/4 cups water
  • 1 teaspoon active dry yeast
  • 2 teaspoons sugar
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 tablespoons sesame seed
  • 2 tablespoons poppy seed
  • 1 teaspoon fresh cracked black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon coarse salt

For the Toppings:

  • 1/2 cup crushed tomatoes
  • 2 cups finely grated mozzarella cheese
  • 1 cup finely grated parmesan cheese
  • 2 ounces sopressata or other thin sliced salami
  • Dried Oregano


  1. Microwave the water for about 30 seconds until it is about 100 degrees. It should be hot to the touch but not burning your fingers. I like to think of it as the temperature of a hot tub. Not sure if that is weird or not.
  2. Mix the yeast and sugar into the water and allow to sit for 10 minutes until the yeast is bloomed.
  3. In a large bowl, mix the flour and salt. Pour in the water mixture and stir until a thick dough is formed. Pour out onto the counter and knead for 10 minutes until the dough is smooth.
  4. Place into an oiled bowl, turning the dough to coat. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap or a kitchen towel and put in a warm location for about an hour until doubled in size.
  5. Preheat oven to 475, put a large pot of water on to boil. line a baking sheet with parchment paper, and put another piece of parchment on the counter. Line a plate with paper towels. Mix the sesame seeds, poppy seeds, pepper, and salt in a bowl.
  6. Roll out the dough into a log and cut it into 16 equal pieces. Form each piece into a ball. Allow to rest for about 10 minutes.
  7. Lightly flour your finger, and one by one, form a small hole in each ball. I actually used two of my fingers to make the holes slightly bigger, but be gentle at this step so they stay uniform and don't rip. Allow the formed bagels to rest another 10 minutes on a piece of parchment paper.
  8. In batches of 4, boil the bagels, about 1 minute per side. Strain and place on the paper towel lined plate. Immediately sprinkle with the sesame seed mixture. Then place on the parchment lined baking sheet. Repeat with the remaining bagels.
  9. Bake for about 10 -12 minutes until browned on top and cooked through.
  10. Slice the bagels in half. Spread each bagel half with a very thin layer of crushed tomato, then top with both cheeses, a few ripped pieces of soprasatta, and a sprinkle of dried oregano. Line them up on a baking sheet and return to the oven to cook about 7 minutes until the cheese is melted and just starting to brown. Serve.


Combo Pizza Rolls

Recipe: Dan Whalen's "Combos"

Yields 30 Combos

Pretzel recipe from Alton Brown (with notes below)

For the Filling:

  • 20 Pepperoni
  • 1 cup grated Romano
  • 1/2 cup canned diced tomato, well drained
  • Pinch oregano

Note: Piping bag and wooden dowels needed.


Food process filling to a paste adding a small amount of olive oil as needed. Put this into a piping bag and pipe it into the combos. Make sure it is well processed or it will get stuck in the thin piping tip.

Instead of shaping the dough into pretzels, roll it out thin and cut it into the combo sized strips. Also don't boil it or use egg wash. Wrap the small strips of dough around wooden dowels that are really well oiled. Use a little splash of water at the seam to help seal the dough together. Then put the seam side down on the baking sheet. Bake for about 30-40 minutes at 400 until hard and lightly starting to brown.

Take the combos off of the dowels and pipe them with the pizza filling mixture.



Recipe: Kristin Smith's "Pizza Rolls"

Yields 12


For the Pizza Rolls:

  • 1 package of spring roll wrappers 
  • 36 pepperoni slices 
  • 12 mozzarella sticks or slice 2 low moisture mozzarella cheese blocks into 6 equal pieces about 1/2 - inch thick each, then cut each slice in half to yield 12 equal pieces.
  • 1 quart (approximately) peanut or vegetable oil, for frying

For the Marinara Dipping Sauce:

  • 1 28 oz can whole peeled san marzano tomatoes 
  • 1 medium white onion, quartered 
  • 3 Tbsp tomato paste 
  • 1/2 tsp dried basil or oregano (or combine the two, if you have both) 
  • 1 pinch red pepper flakes 
  • 5 Tbsp unsalted butter 
  • 1/2 tsp salt  

Note: start your marinara sauce first, then create the pizza rolls as the marinara sauce is simmering. 


For the Pizza Rolls:

Place 1 spring roll wrapper on a clean, dry work surface so that one corner of the wrapper is pointing at you (position this like a diamond, rather than a square). This part gets tricky to explain in writing, so let's just keep going with the diamond analogy and think of it as a baseball field. It'll make this easier as we go.  

Starting at the bottom third, closest to you — standing at home plate, and halfway between home plate and the pitcher's mound — place 3 pepperoni slices horizontally. Overlap them slightly. Your baseball diamond now has some round, spicy mascots clustered in the zone between the pitcher's mound and the catcher. 

Next, lay 1 mozzarella stick right on top of the pepperoni party. Now the real fun begins: 

Take the "home plate" corner of the wrapper and roll it up and over the filling, stopping at the pitcher's mound. Now fold third base over the filling, as close to the pitcher's mound as you can get. Do the same for first base: fold it as close to the pitcher's mound as you can get. You should have 2nd base still wide open, doing nothing — kind of like fourth inning at a Reds game. (too soon?) 

Next, use your fingers (or a pastry brush, if you're fancy), and dab the edges of 2nd base and the outfield border of the wrapper with water. Continue to roll the wrapper towards the outfield, snugly but not so tight that you rip the wrapper.  

You've made it through the hard parts. Congratulations. Now: 

Place that finished roll aside, underneath a slightly damp towel. Continue rolling until all spring rolls are finished and resting under the towel. 

Next, pour around 1 inch of oil into a large, heavy skillet. Heat the oil over medium-high heat until it reaches 350F on a deep fry or instant read thermometer. 

Using a set of tongs, slip the spring rolls into the oil carefully in batches of four for around 3-4 minutes, turning occasionally until golden brown and crispy.

Remove from skillet and transfer the pizza rolls to a paper towel-lined plate to absorb excess oil. 

Serve immediately, with the marinara sauce below: 

For the Marinara Dipping Sauce:

This sauce is a riff from Marcella Hazan's ridiculously famous tomato sauce. 

The most important thing you need to know about this sauce is: the tomatoes MUST be San Marzano. There are no substitutions. There are no pinch hitters. Get. San. Marzano. They can be fresh — if you go fresh, you need 2 lbs — or they can be canned.  But don't short yourself on this step. 

Next, crush the tomatoes with your hands. There's just some kind of magic that happens when you do this. Don't use a metal fork or a spatula or a plastic bag to keep your hands from getting dirty: commit to this sauce.  Invest all of your intention into making this beautiful sauce turn to magic through your hands. Trust me. 

Place a medium sized pot over low-medium heat and add your tomatoes until they start to simmer. Then add your quartered onion, red pepper flakes, butter, tomato paste, herbs and salt. Cook uncovered at a very slow, but steady simmer for about 45 minutes. Stir occasionally until it reaches your preferred sauce texture. One clue that it is ready: the butter fat will separate and float free, away from the tomato.

Discard the onion segments, or keep them to nibble on later. I won't tell. 

Transfer sauce to your ideal dipping bowl, and serve immediately alongside your pizza rolls. 

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By Dana McMahan

Dana McMahan is a Louisville based freelancer who writes about food, bourbon, travel and home — basically all the best things in life — for several national outlets. Also a serial renovator and a whiskey enthusiast, she shares lots of food, drink, home (and dog) stories at

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