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Separated by curtains, united by grief

The killer questions

Happy, Texas

Bright lights, big titties

"How to Stop Time: Heroin from A to Z"

"Three Kings"

Sharps & flats

The test that took over

Why was she squeezing my nipples?

"Mystery, Alaska"

Singin' in the pain

Letters to the Editor

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"What -- If I Can Be So Presumptuous -- Was I Thinking?"

From "Hey Faggot" to "Hey Daddy"

Blue Glow

Gimme indie rock!

Why Microsoft doesn't rule the Net

Wine, it's the other red fluid

Crash of '99?

Bauer is reborn -- as a feminist!

Presidential spit

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Blowing smoke