- Adios, Alberto!
 - Pro-GOP ad prompts racism charge
 - The Olympics: Tuesday
 - Who wants to date Darva? Geraldo!?
 - Night of the diva
 - Blue Glow
 - Germ theory of obesity gains weight
 - Links on the chain
 - Dear businessman at the grocery store
 - A rising tide of pugs
 - “Rambo: First Blood Part II”
 - Van Morrison
 - Superbreasts to the rescue!
 - “When We Were Orphans” by Kazuo Ishiguro
 - Panty raider
 - Keepin’ it real
 - Rio’s Pyrrhic victory
 - That’s so gay!
 - Battered mothers: Adding insult to injury
 - Helping Eminem sell records
 - Leaving adolescence behind
 - Salon recommends
 - The love pond