Words no longer fail us

Have sex like a queer!

Who is Osama bin Laden?

Hollywood hypocrisy

"Search for Bombs, not Nail Clippers"

Linux goes to the movies

The real "fifth column"

The Paris Review

She's, like, deep

Rumsfeld's propaganda war

The hyenas sleep tonight -- and tomorrow morning, too!

Getting away with it

Is Bill Gates' nightmare over?