Including John Travolta on the joys of being groped as a woman.

McConaughey's wacky monologue, "Adele Nazeem," the "12 Years a Slave" feud and other Oscar puzzles

Salon's TV picks for Weekend, Sept. 28-30, 2001

Jon Hamm fizzles in "Million Dollar Arm," Cranston is an accessory in "Godzilla"--we're a long way from Clooney

Clooney rescues meaty Chuck Barris flick; Britney's beau smooched Destiny's Child front woman; Halle Berry sets mind, body free; and Lorraine Bracco can't fasten a bra!

Kournikova's dad swears daughter isn't married; Bonham-Carter discusses ape urination. Plus: Jermaine Jackson stands up for the little guy; Travolta attempts mid-air insemination; U2's Bono induces labor.

YouTube offers proof that some felines really can be walked around like dogs. Others, not so much

Couric out for Rather slot? Donald and Melania planning a family? Paris partying suffers setback.

Our picks for the highlights — and many, many low-lights — from one of the oddest Oscars in years

A Jennifer Love Hewitt show and the Travolta allegations have masseuses tired of being confused for sex workers

Jon Stewart blasts the GOP for prioritizing Iran sanctions ahead of America's veterans

But don't believe the chicks-vs.-Cameron hype. Plus: "From Paris" and "Edge of Darkness," official bombs

The show plays it safe, but Pharrell and Matthew McConaughey add surprises

The "Grease" duo issues a campy Christmas song

This week, Lawrence Wright's big Scientology exposé hits bookstores, and the TV star says we have it all wrong