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In seventh grade, Mary's "ching-a-ling" routine scarred me. But years later, she was the one who cried victim

The real subject of those alleged Kournikova pics is steamed; Tommy Lee strikes back at Pamela. Plus: Mike Tyson blames media for lousy sex life; Paul McCartney's secret identities revealed!

Who says Asian American women aren't writing fiction? "We are everywhere if you only look!"

The 20th century's indefatigable swinger mixed martinis, cavorted women, and reinvented himself right up to the end

Tasteless jokes about Asians put a damper on what was otherwise a joyous celebration of diversity

Hollywood's long, enduring record on whitewashed casting makes this seemingly-ridiculous "news" sound real

Nine years after the "Crouching Tiger" breakthrough, Asian cinema has virtually disappeared from American screens

After Sandy Hook, the Arizona sheriff sent his poorly vetted, gun-toting group to patrol local schools

Go on one doppelganger's absurdist adventure, investigate a mysterious death, and more this month

NSFW: From the New Lovers erotica "Fantasian," a woman is intrigued by a lookalike friend of her girlfriend's

Farrah Abrahams says that's her reason for getting naked in front of the camera -- and she's hardly the first

Thong capital says: Floss is fine, but don't cross that line.

Before the diva was a pop star who posed for Playboy, she was an up-and-coming pop star who posed for Playboy

She has captivated the Internet with her extreme good girl gone bad story line