Topic: iphone 6

Prachi Gupta
(AP/Michael Sohn)

It's just a phone, people

Mary Elizabeth Williams
Colbert with iPhone 6 Plus (svreenshot/"The Colbert Report")

Sarah Gray
Stephen Colbert with the Apple Watch (screenshot/The Colbert Report)

Sarah Gray
Tim Cook introduces the new Apple Watch, Sept. 9, 2014, in Cupertino, Calif. (AP/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

The scary Apple Watch future

Andrew Leonard

Sarah Gray
(AP/Mark Lennihan)

Under Apple's thumb

Andrew Leonard
Apple cultists, as imagined in a Samsung ad

The Apple fan sellout

Andrew Leonard