The Donald hawks the T-shirt, thieves lift gold-plated gun from Elvis museum and Kylie Minogue converses with the dead. Plus: Will Janet pull a Courtney on Dave?

Gibson's Jesus meets the pope, Fidel Castro meets prime time, and Liza Minnelli doesn't want to meet any PETA members in a dark alley.

Larry Flynt says he's got the goods on Amber Frey, Will Ferrell says jobs are scarcer than WMDs and Drudge says abortions cause storms. Plus: Wal-Mart says "Don't Look!"

Hollywood's most mysteriously despised celebrity has deftly navigated her return to the limelight

Arnold brushes off his past, Mort Zuckerman remembers meeting Brando and Spike Lee goes cable. Plus: Straight guys like to watch gay guys!

Newlyweds no more: Nick and Jessica split up. Plus: Lohan totals car and Judy Miller takes a bow.

David Schwimmer's ultra-earnest drama "Trust" joins a long list of paranoid depictions of online culture

Who really snapped that steamy "Mapplethorpe" photo that disappeared from Drudge's Web site? Plus: Kidman and Kravitz swear they're just friends, and Wenner confiscates cellphones at Britney party.

Network TV shows target Bush, and Coldplay singer targets photog. Plus: Cobain's death -- and Courtney Love's motives -- reexamined.

Kelly is expected to exit the White House at the end of the year – a mere 16 months after he first started the job

What are Condi Rice's and Hillary Clinton's heads doing in an ad for "The Stepford Wives"? Plus: P.Diddy gets honored and Tobey Maguire gets hairless.

"Saturday Night Live" star Kate McKinnon plays an evil sorceress turned lunch lady

Even people who are careful about what they share on the internet are still vulnerable to attack

\"Jack and Jill\" is the most reviled film of 2011. If only Sandler followed the Bill Murray model for aging comics

Robert Downey Jr. says he's clean; is that a halo on George Bush? and Catherine Zeta-Jones says she mates for life. Plus: Jade Jagger has a mouth like a sailor!