Salon's TV picks for Weekend, April 6-8, 2001

Theron puts her hands on pumped-up Will Smith; a new home for Marilyn Monroe's falsies? Plus: Irish musician gets nose out of joint, calls Aguilera "a snot."

In the Fox News celeb's resurrected 1998 novel -- yes, the one with the bad sex writing -- a TV news personality addicted to fame becomes a serial killer. Plus: To hook chicks, be a tough guy and a little boy at the same time!

Dennis Miller's monkey business. Plus: Disposable drug lords, 'shroomless wonks, and "The Bachelorette" hits a sour note.

A deluxe vinyl "Labyrinth" release? The promised remastered "Purple Rain?" Fans would eat these albums up

WATCH: Here's a sneak peak at Colbert's appearance with Letterman on tonight's broadcast

Harrison Ford mumbles and grumbles his way through this tale about saving the lives of sick kids

Monday night's finale tied things up with a big red bow -- and gave viewers something to feel good about.

Is it a good thing when women beat the crap out of men at the movies?

A study finds that kids who watch sexy programming are more likely to get pregnant.

You think waking up to find a neatly arranged pile of rocks just outside your tent is bad? I've interviewed Joey Buttafuoco -- now that's scary!

“We literally click and submit,” one former company doctor said

A powerful new book details how a pharmaceutical company's billion dollar "wonder drug" became "hillbilly heroin" for thousands of OxyContin abusers.

UPDATED: When men we believed to be noble are accused of harassment, we question our belief in what's good anymore