Boring white guy dream!

Readers respond to Salon's coverage of the latest high school tragedy.

Julia overlooked by Tonys. Britney endangers son again. Jodie raps like Eminem. Plus: Condi's musical top 10!

If anxiety is in my brain, why is my heart pounding?

A tale of off-world visitation gave USWeb founder Joe Firmage no end of trouble -- but he's still alive, kicking and raising gobs of venture capital for his latest crusade.

Astrology hijacked by politics, with guest stars Eminem, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Ralph Nader, Britney Spears, Socrates and Laotzu.

Marc Brown spoke to Salon about John Legend & millennial love for an aardvark who grew up alongside the internet

Christina seeks perfect role for her screen debut; ex-Bond can't face another martini; it's bewitching Nicole, by a nose. Plus: Bullock and the Bachelor.

Farrell lashes out at ex-lover over XXX tape; Jude Law's wronged fiancee removes ring, cries. Plus: John McCain on D.C. "boobs."

Hillary chats about brides, Simon and Garfunkel chat about a reunion and Cameron and Drew guzzle champers like they're on "Ab Fab"!

Nose picking in the news. Plus: a "Free Pee Wee" movement gains steam.

The singer's critiques of other female pop stars may not be as progressive as she thinks

Although friends say he's doing well, the rapper's actual condition remains unknown

Calista collapses, Madonna's minister offers toilet paper to the bride and groom, Gary Coleman hates scooters and more.