- Gore's personal problem
 - G'day, Caesar!
 - Letters to the editor
 - Columbine report released
 - Feds drop saccharin from the list of cancer-causing chemicals
 - Don Giuliani
 - All media, all the time
 - Will you tell me a story — please?
 - The blundering pundit
 - It'll take more than a million moms
 - Can you make yourself like someone?
 - The purse of the Barrymores
 - Sharps & Flats
 - Wanted: Canada's Loch Ness monster
 - “Center Stage”
 - “The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie”
 - Hot spot
 - Raiders of the lost panty
 - “Stern Men” by Elizabeth Gilbert
 - Eating on the fly
 - Blue Glow
 - Lou Reed
 - BSD Unix: Power to the people, from the code
 - The Columbine Report
 - Napster fans to Metallica: Prove it!