The disconnect between the urbanized imagination and rural realities comes into sharp relief in Lewiston

She's a hot mess in a triple-D cup, a cosmetically enhanced nightmare -- and a celebrity for our time

"Especially the big “orange” one with my chin pulled way back"

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The disturbing twists and turns of Fox's "Skating with Celebrities."

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That's why the lady is ... a camel?