Showing results for: Standing Room Only (page 207)
Breast-feeders deserve a tax break!
Ellen Waldman
But the IRS equates nursing expenses with cosmetic surgery and diamond-studded bifocals.
Not enough nuts?
Pegi Taylor
At the seventh annual Cracker Jack Collectors Association Convention, all that's lost is restored.
John Hughes
Maura Kelly
The films he created in the decade of greed made adolescent angst funny and bearable without romanticizing it.
Call-girl I.D.
Tracy Quan
Using different names makes remembering johns even easier, but it can get you into trouble at a cocktail party. Third in a series.
Every girl has a favorite
Tracy Quan
Jack seemed like the perfect client, until we started getting those creepy phone calls.
Second in a series.
Chapter 7: Friday, Oct. 13
Alfred Alcorn
In which the God gene, among other things, is discussed, and there's some rather heated talk about growing a second sex organ.
Extreme porn crackdown
Susannah Breslin
The LAPD is targeting a new wave of kinky XXX films. But if porn legends like Seymore Butts have their way, "bukkake" will become a household name.
An ode to the erection
Adrian Blevins
I sing, for my daughter, of shanks and shafts and the endearing contrast between the mind's affairs and the body's undiscriminating inclinations.
Kiss of death
Garrison Keillor
Out of nowhere, my dear friend kissed me and declared his devotion. I swear I wasn't flirting!
They’re here, they’re mad, get used to it
Kerry Lauerman
Lured by dreams of hobnobbing with their Florida recount heroes, Free Republic faithful have to make do with one another.
Yosemite summer
Catherine Davis
Crazy love became heartbreak when I found out that Edward was in love with another guy instead of me.
Gray Davis goes electric
Jake Tapper
The California governor brings his Bush-bashing act to Washington.
Heather Graham: Poop jokes don’t stink!
Amy Reiter
Fart humor's a gas, says the sophisticated actress; Shaq gets naughty in latest rap; Jolie brings a harness home to Billy Bob. Plus: Mike Tyson punches his pet tigers in the balls!
Breast-feeding in the fast lane
Lisa Moricoli Latham
All you need is wheels, a high-powered machine and a lot of moxie. Multitasking has never been so much fun!
The crying game
Nina Siegal
Sexual rights activists are hoping that transgender beauty Amanda Milan, the victim of a shocking murder, did not die in vain.
Nouveau annoying
Garrison Keillor
My longtime friend married an older wealthy man and seems to have forgotten that not everyone makes six figures. Sometimes she's so insensitive I want to strangle her!
Nowhere left to hide
Katharine Mieszkowski
Whether you're in jail or at the supermarket, your image might be shown on the Net, and there's not a thing you can do about it.
Roaring ’20s women
David Bowman
The flappers Albert Arthur Allen photographed wear bobbed hair, high heels and not much else.
Bad behavior
Garrison Keillor
My roommate spits on the floor and farts regularly, no matter who's present. Is there any delicate way to address this sensitive topic?
Mustang Ranch
Alexa Albert
A writer gets to be a voyeur during a dominance party at the world-famous brothel.
Why’d he do it?
Jake Tapper
Sen. Jim Jeffords has had problems with his party for a long time, but President Bush appears to have pushed him over the edge.
Mentor in masturbation
Morgan King
My daughter discovered the art of self-pleasure when she was 2. I was a late bloomer.
Page: 207