- No apologies
 - Guilty until proven useful
 - Bush’s slasher-flick past
 - Stars scorch George W.
 - Thank God the Yanks aren’t hosting the Olympics
 - Robert Downey Jr.: “An entirely bloated dysfunction”
 - Blue Glow
 - A scanner darkly
 - Tivo
 - Enter George W. Bush, nice guy
 - Dot what?
 - Why I hate the Olympics
 - Forced prenatal care
 - “Duets”
 - More stupid traveler confessions
 - “American Psycho”
 - “Bait”
 - At long last conflict!
 - “Almost Famous”
 - Rats infest the GOP
 - Going both ways
 - My season in exile
 - Armies of the Knight
 - A hand in the dark
 - Rich food, poor food
 - Spinning records
 - Gratuitous advice
 - Already gold
 - Time for a recall
 - Eyestorm