Julia Roberts and David Duchovny can't save this funny mess about the split between the movies and the real world -- or something like that.

Singer says parents bred like bunnies; Christy Turlington wants to breed like Jacksons. Plus: Angelina wears Billy Bob's blood!

The comedian's insensitive Japan jokes may have cost him his job -- but they were a legitimate response to tragedy

"Charlie's Angels" star calls her pubes nice, but unruly; Tori Spelling reveals crucifixion -- is canonization next? Plus: Whoa! What's that crawlin' across Jennifer Lopez's forehead?

Timberlake puffs blunts, loses his grammar; Nicole Kidman stops dating and regains her virginity

Anderson's coup, K-Fed's lyrics and TomKat's version of "Mustang Sally" before thousands of Scientologists. Plus: A catfight between ... two ex-Bonds.

Trump, Stewart continue slap fight. Mischa calls Paris a "silly bitch." Plus: New (toothless) Bond can't drive a stick!

J.Lo denies diva allegations, spars with Smoking Gun; Courtney Love, Russell Crowe got "weird" together; Tom and Nicole fail to deliver season's biggest drama; and more!

Pick of the week: "Shaun of the Dead" creators end their Brit-com trilogy with a boozy bang in "The World's End"

Winona gets a job; J.Lo gets a spiritual leader; Liam Gallagher gets new teeth.

Russell will fork over brain to science; Costner cranky about critics; Halle's breasts now off-limits; Timberlake vows not to degrade Britney!

Star booted off red carpet? Will new Bond be an unknown? Plus: "Goodfella" heads back to jail.

Maurice Binder's gorgeous, abstract, erotic openings to the classic 007 films captured the '60s pop revolution in its purest form.

A startling tour of American apartheid; a delightful, ultra-indie tale of call-center love; and a stark look at sugar's not-so-sweet side.

Celeb magician tells of racist N.Y. cabbies; Jolie speaks up for Burma; Brosnan recalls snogging glory; "Friends" fans descend on Rachel's hospital!