When Alice B. Toklas met Gertrude Stein, she heard bells ring. They went on to have one of the happiest marriages of the 20th century.

"I won't use foul language," he said, mere days after calling Ted Cruz "a pussy" for decrying torture

Big Pussy arrested. Jackson slept with chimp. Britney denies marital strife, blames dog.

Crippled by the financial crisis, Europeans are selling their chateaus and palazzos for pennies on the dollar

The GOP's fundamental inability— or interest— in checking its extremist elements is making America less safe

Trump is sulky, entitled and misogynist in his rape deposition — exactly what MAGA loves about him

Bruce Wagner's "Dead Stars" posited that Michael Douglas may have gotten cancer from oral sex

Snoop Dogg asks not what porn can do for him, but what he can do for pornography.

The activist had been previously supportive of Republicans, even though they didn't support transgender Americans

Ol' Dirty Bastard, Akinyele and Blowfly deliver sextastic anthems, freaknasty odes to oral sex and chocolate dildos for Christmas.

Here are the top 5 moments that built up to the Nov. 8 climax

Nixon used to say he wanted his enemies to think him a "madman." For Trump, the problem is everyone thinks he's mad

The days of Trump and the bullying he represents are numbered

Yes, but that doesn't make the pain any less real.

Segel's perfected a persona that's very Wallace: the sensitive bro