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Jay-Z’s daughter will be the worst
Blue Ivy's dad admits that parents fail -- and offers a reality check for the rest of us
Beyonce and Jay-Z (Credit: AP/Bill Kostroun) Jay-Z’s daughter is going to be insufferable. Just ask Jay-Z. In an episode of “Oprah’s Master Class” that aired on her OWN network Sunday, the Grammy winner, entrepreneur, ball and chain to Beyoncé and new dad to Blue Ivy Carter admitted, “I imagine I’ll take things I learned from my mom and things I’ve learned from raising my nephews and apply that — then at the end of the day, I just know I’ll probably have the worst, spoiled little kid ever.”
For a man who’s built a career on his swagger, there’s something very different – and adorably humble about Z’s acknowledgment that “Everyone imagines they’ll be a great dad — until their teenager’s saying, ‘Get away from me, Dad. You’re embarrassing me!’” And it’s a refreshingly clear-eyed view of the complicated reality of parenting.
Blue Ivy will not have a hard-knock life. She was born in a hospital suite bigger and nicer than your apartment. She will know her way around red carpets before she can walk on them, and she will fall asleep to lullabies from Mary J. Blige.
But having a childhood that may include getting horsey rides from Kanye West is no assurance of happiness or fulfillment or future success. Z is, with his characteristic savvy, aware of that. He knows there’s a vast difference between the high-minded intentions of parenthood and the visceral, practical realities of it. You set out with goals for a perfect baby who will eat only organic vegetables and watch nothing but PBS episodes of “Live From Lincoln Center,” who will grow into the academic superstar/Oscar winner/beloved humanitarian who cures cancer.
And then they turn into people. People who are sometimes difficult and downright unlikable and who make mistakes, just like their parents. By being willing to laugh about that now, and acknowledge that sometimes your kids can be jerks, Jay-Z is sensibly keeping the hard work of parenting right-sized. He’s reminding us that you can give your kid everything and have her not turn out well. Sometimes, it’s because you give her everything she doesn’t turn out well. We all just do our best. And strange as it may sound, Blue Ivy’s dad is off to a fine start by saying she might be the worst. If someday he’s having girl problems, I’ll feel bad for him. But I have a feeling Z – and Ivy — will turn out just fine.
Mary Elizabeth Williams is a staff writer for Salon and the author of "Gimme Shelter: My Three Years Searching for the American Dream." Follow her on Twitter: @embeedub. More Mary Elizabeth Williams.
Jay-Z’s Occupy Wall Street problem
The millionaire rap star lamely tries to cash in from a populist movement -- but nobody's buying it
Jay Z (Credit: Reuters/Salon) Jay-Z’s got 99 percent problems. And in the wake of scathing criticism, the rapper, producer and Beyonce impregnator is now allegedly backtracking on his attempts to make a buck off Occupy Wall Street.
Just last week, the former Shawn Carter was photographed strutting around in a T-shirt with the phrase “Occupy Wall Street” selectively scrawled over to read “Occupy All Streets.” Stick it to the man! Rock and roll! That bold fashion statement was then followed by the inevitable business announcement that the shirts were a new creation from Jay-Z’s own Rocawear line, available for $22 — tax and shipping not included. And Z’s minders further clarified that “‘Occupy All Streets’ is our way of reminding people that there is change to be made everywhere, not just on Wall Street. At this time we have not made an official commitment to monetarily support the movement.” Whooooo, anarchy!
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Mary Elizabeth Williams is a staff writer for Salon and the author of "Gimme Shelter: My Three Years Searching for the American Dream." Follow her on Twitter: @embeedub. More Mary Elizabeth Williams.
Jay-Z’s hip-hop of distraction
The hip-hop superstar hypes a Brooklyn, N.Y., sports arena that failed to deliver on its jobs pledge
You can’t hustle a hustler, right? So Shawn Carter, aka hip-hop superstar Jay-Z, surely doesn’t mind fronting for two other world-class hustlers: Bruce Ratner, Brooklyn, N.Y’s most powerful developer, and New Jersey (to Brooklyn) Nets majority owner Mikhail Prokhorov, Russia’s second-richest man. The three men are partners in promoting the new Barclays Center sports arena now under construction in Brooklyn, the first building in the massive, controversial Atlantic Yards project.
Continue Reading CloseBrooklyn journalist Norman Oder, author of the Atlantic Yards Report blog, has written about Atlantic Yards for the New York Times, New York Observer, Columbia Journalism Review, and other publications. He's writing a book about Atlantic Yards. More Norman Oder.