- I’m too smart for this job
 - Johnny Depp’s delirious “Dark Shadows”
 - On the rack: A cultural history of breasts
 - Obama’s marriage epiphany
 - Jonah Goldberg’s desperation
 - Drone war defensive
 - Wall Street’s immunity
 - Mitt, the prep-school sadist
 - The unlikely liberal hero
 - Abortions made public
 - Future schlock
 - Hillary’s bad trip
 - Energy wars heat up
 - Obama’s finest hour
 - Obama goes viral, wins Twitter
 - Oops — wrong future!
 - Religious belief: How it helps conservatives
 - Obama’s next moves on marriage
 - Twitter sides with Occupier
 - Obama’s next fringe headache
 - Why Time’s cover shocks
 - Why protesters curse cops
 - TV’s creepiest corpses
 - Jamie Dimon falls to earth
 - Behind the underwear bomb
 - Pick of the week: Childhood adventure from a Japanese master
 - I’m addicted to sexting
 - Their moms were crazy about me
 - Secrets of the New Yorker cover