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 - Trevor Noah finally nails it: Why his third “Daily Show” episode was by far the strongest yet
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 - “I don’t think Chris Christie learned anything”: Phony education “reform,” Facebook cash, and the real casualty — public school students
 - Trevor Noah grills Chris Christie about absurd “Fed Ex” immigration plan
 - “What kind of bullsh*t is that?”: Larry Wilmore destroys House GOPers over disgraceful Planned Parenthood hearing
 - Bill O’Reilly: “Many Americans are simply dumb” thanks to “the machines” that run their lives
 - Bernie Sanders blows away expectations by nearly matching Hillary Clinton’s fundraising haul
 - Sheriff David Clarke: African-Americans have “lived under 60 years of enslavement of Democrat control” on “liberal plantation”
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 - Nancy Pelosi smacks down a conservative reporter’s anti-abortion talking points
 - Colin Powell admits he’s trolling the GOP: “I continue to be a Republican because it annoys them”
 - Trevor Noah whiffs with Chris Christie
 - Donald Trump’s revealing man-crush on Vladimir Putin: What it says about the right’s soft spot for authoritarians
 - The Secret Service’s mind-blowing abuse of power: Why do government agencies keep spying on lawmakers?
 - Kevin McCarthy’s nasty Benghazi hangover: Speaker-in-waiting torched by his own party for letting the mask slip
 - John Roberts’ right-wing crucifixion: How conservatives turned their back on Ronald Reagan’s truest heir
 - Ben Carson’s “Hitler” nonsense: The hysterical “political correctness” attack that exposes his appalling ignorance
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 - Bill O’Reilly thinks Salon is everything that’s wrong with the media today
 - Matt Damon apologizes for diversity flap: “Oh my God, I look like an *sshole”
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 - Carl’s Jr. goes “Tex”/”Mex”: Juicy burgers and bikini-clad models — with a side of immigration debate?
 - Jennifer Lawrence is no fan of Trump: “If Donald Trump becomes president, that will be the end of the world”
 - Stephen Colbert mocks CNN’s latest absurd debate stunt: “This is like watching someone shoot a porno”
 - Bret Easton Ellis and Judd Nelson on “the myth of John Bender,” patron saint of ’80s teenage rebellion
 - This bizarre new “strip club” ad shows just how desperate Mike Huckabee is getting
 - Hillary Clinton is coming to “Saturday Night Live”
 - This is how batsh*t the GOP has become: Climate change denialism perfectly sums up why it’s the party of stupid
 - John Oliver has a blast on “The Late Show”
 - The hideous myth of “humane” executions: Richard Glossip, lethal injection & the dressed-up bloodlust of American justice
 - “If I win, they’re going back”: Why Donald Trump’s threat to refugees is the key to his campaign
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 - 10 dead, 20 reportedly injured in shooting at Umpqua Community College in Oregon
 - “I’m going back to the range”: Conservatives react to Oregon shooting with calls for more guns, tough guy talk
 - “Every man reads one book in his life, and this one is mine”: E.B. White’s lifelong conversation with Thoreau’s “Walden”
 - “Every ounce of homophobia I ever experienced was firmly rooted in sexism”
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