Neal Pollack

Neal Pollack has been the Greatest Living American Writer since the dawn of American letters in the early 1930s, or possibly before. He first came to the public’s attention writing for McSweeney’s in the late 1990s, and then through the publication of "The Neal Pollack Anthology Of American Literature," the greatest book in American literary history, and possibly in the literary history of all the Americas. The author of dozens of books of fiction, nonfiction, fictional nonfiction, poetry, screenplays, interviews, and diet tips, Neal Pollack lives in a mansion on the summit of Mount Winchester with his beleaguered manservant, Roger. He has outlived Christopher Hitchens, Gore Vidal, Norman Mailer, and many more, and will outlive all of you, too. Follow him on Twitter at @NealPollack

Uncle Sam
We could have been Canada? Neal Pollack
Donald Trump
Nice things about Trump Neal Pollack
Free Speech Sign
Well, shut my mouth!: Berkeley protests put the obedience back in civil disobedience Neal Pollack
Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan has no prejudices, so believe everything he says about everybody else Neal Pollack
LISTEN: Extra Credit Neal Pollack
Greatest Living American Writer
Breaking: "I'm back!": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Betsy DeVos
Quality is overrated: For America's schools, Betsy Devos offers choice instead Neal Pollack
Viola Davis Honored With Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame
This year the Academy Awards ceremony is going to be a pepper spray-soaked mosh pit of dissent Neal Pollack
Trump Tornado
Revealing patterns: It was just going to take some time, now the truth can be gleaned Neal Pollack
Oscar on Fire
The Rex Reed of Central Texas dares to predict the Oscar for best film Neal Pollack
Donald Trump; Gulag
Resistance is futile: That clever Drumpf tweet might be your last Neal Pollack
Donald Trump; Melania Trump
Dispatches from the cold civil war Neal Pollack
Obama wipes away tears as he delivers his farewell address in Chicago
Breaking: Greatest Living American Writer: "Cry, my beloved president" Neal Pollack
Donald Trump
Breaking: Greatest living American writer: I warned you a long time ago in that Donald Trump was a dirty boy Neal Pollack
Milo Yiannopoulos
Breaking: The Greatest Living American Writer: Sure, Milo's book deal is a stain on the publishing industry. So what? Neal Pollack