- My advice: Lie to your mom!
- It’s a conspiracy!
- The right gets confused by its own lie
- The new Obama dog is great
- Beloit College is trolling us all
- Memo to police: No, you’re not making us feel safe!
- “I’m not a terrorist: I’m eight years old, and that’s my science project”
- Starving artist sells Detroit, one statue at a time
- Conservative death panels? The right’s bad healthcare idea
- State lawmaker launches investigation into “crisis pregnancy centers”
- Latest wave of draconian anti-choice laws are dying off in court
- Massive SWAT team raid destroys organic farm
- Gulf fisheries may have been more contaminated than was thought
- Obama makes a push to revive Dodd-Frank
- Federal judge OKs force-feeding of California prisoners
- Cruz renounces Canadian citizenship
- Oklahoma teens kill baseball player because they “were bored”
- The Fukushima leak is officially out of control
- Bob Filner in talks to settle sexual harassment suit
- Ted Cruz open to impeaching Obama: It’s a “good question”
- Scalia: “It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities”
- Law used to detain David Miranda frequently targets Muslims
- States jockey to host domestic drones
- GOP prepares to self-destruct over nonsense
- Writer Elmore Leonard dead at 87
- GOP racism of 2009: Still alive and well
- Fracking blamed for over 100 earthquakes in Ohio
- Maria Sharapova to change name to Sugarpova
- Miranda threatens legal action over detention, confiscation
- Grunwald vs. Greenwald: Who’s the “activist” journalist, now?
- $75 for ice cubes. And other absurd things rich people are blowing their cash on
- The Guardian receives shadowy threats from the U.K. Government
- Fox Nation Twitter feed is basically a repository for images of celebrity cleavage
- Disney is trying to win over gamers
- Rio plans to permanently shame litterers
- DeMint: Replace GOPers who won’t defund Obamacare
- The Six-Day War led to Egypt’s bloody predicament
- How Olivia Wilde reinvented herself
- Meet the cops who give Doritos to potheads!
- The Tesla Model S literally couldn’t be safer
- Lily Tomlin’s very long engagement
- A cruel letter brings out the trolls
- Carried interest reform is a no-brainer
- IRS targeted ACORN too
- When being lost in translation kills
- Freelance nation: When good jobs turn to bad
- Immigration reform just got punched in the gut
- Oil Exec: Oklahoma is “haunted” by wind turbines
- Hands off Detroit’s final treasures!
- Sexual double standards, slut-shaming and #Slanegirl
- Banking intern dies after working three all-nighters
- Need an energy boost? Try coffee body spray
- Kaitlyn Hunt, facing charges over same-sex high school relationship, is sent back to jail
- Kenneth Cole is confused about stop-and-frisk
- Woman ingests tapeworm to drop pounds
- Scientists invent hangover-free beer
- “Bookshelfies”: Vanity for introverts
- Denmark’s bike share will be equipped with tablets
- Daily Caller: Obama is a woman, and women are terrible!
- The Onion thinks incest, statutory rape is hilarious
- Why Elmore Leonard matters
- My home on the dead-end road
- The vile tweet Dr. Phil deleted
- Do women want a hookup app?
- Blogger asks, “Am I a faker?”
