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 - My secret condom use
 - A Jim Carrey photo being auctioned to fund guns has been reinstated on eBay
 - North Korea claims it will restart shuttered nuclear reactor
 - White supremacists suspected in murder of Texas DA
 - David Cross: “I’m not a sad clown”
 - Suddenly, NYPD doesn’t love surveillance anymore
 - Rubio isn’t immigration reform’s only potential saboteur
 - NYPD’s Ray Kelly wanted to “instill fear” in minority youth
 - Connecticut passes strict gun laws after Newtown
 - Air Force to research “bioeffects” of weapons
 - FBI arrests New York state senator, NYC councilman
 - Obama to propose $100 million brain-mapping project
 - American student gang-raped aboard a moving van in Brazil
 - Bill Kristol: GOP shouldn’t “cater” to young people on gay marriage
 - Leno and Fallon sing duet over “Tonight” show rumors, but Leno still holds grudge
 - Arkansas overrides veto of voter ID law
 - New York pols arrested in federal corruption probe
 - Must-see morning clip: John Oliver learns that guns are victims, too
 - Colbert to hold two fundraisers for his sister’s campaign
 - British personnel reveal abuses at U.S. Baghdad base
 - New York begins sifting through 9/11 debris again
 - How the Pentagon corrupted Afghanistan
 - Our kids are on too many drugs — and the drug companies win
 - When being HIV-positive was a crime
 - Donald Trump has “temporarily withdrawn” lawsuit against Bill Maher
 - Attorneys launch Whistleblower Defense League
 - Lean in, dads!
 - Hip-hop goes for gay marriage
 - Variety falls prey to Lady Gaga April Fools’ joke
 - Pro-Hillary group presses supporters for pledges
 - Second GOP senator backs marriage equality
 - Google honors a feminist original
 - Is the NRA winning?
 - Washington state may require insurers to cover abortion
 - Alan Keyes: Gay marriage is the “archetype of all crimes against humanity”
 - My colleague died for peace
 - Baptist Pastor Calvin Butts: Marriage equality is “the freedom God has given you”
 - NYPD cops allegedly pepper-sprayed a baby
 - Living in a pay-to-win world
 - Jay-Z, sports agent?
 - Washington Redskin Adam Carriker: NFL’s first out player will “depend on the locker room”
 - Is the gender revolution over?
 - U.N. adopts arms treaty
 - The future is now: Bubba Watson invents hovercraft golf cart
 - Ellen DeGeneres to star in “Finding Nemo” sequel, “Finding Dory”
 - Fred Le Chevalier haunts the streets of Paris
 - A reality star we didn’t really know
 - Stop trying to split gays and Muslims
 - Do Americans still not get Reaganomics?
 - Adolescents aren’t having sex!
 - Senate Appropriations chairwoman disavows “Monsanto Protection Act”
 - Watch: Rutgers basketball coach abusing players, throwing balls at their heads
 - Sharon Tate: Unwitting victims’ rights martyr
 - AP Stylebook nixes “illegal immigrant”
 - Wall Street Journal gets a D in feminism
 - Americans believe a lot of conspiracy theories
 - Antonin Scalia, civil libertarian?
 - EU regulators to take legal action over Google privacy
 - American TV’s British invasion
 - Rep. Louie Gohmert: We can’t restrict high-capacity magazines because gay marriage leads to bestiality
 - Norway schools reschedule exams to accommodate Justin Bieber concert
 - Eurozone unemployment hits record 12 percent
 - Feminist furor over rapper Tyga’s appearance at Harvard
 - Tim Graham: “Average viewer would not be able to guess Karen Finney is African-American”
 - Crazy righty: Karen Finney’s not black enough
 - Mean Mad Men Tumblr shows that admen are all mean girls at heart
 - Can immigration reform save the American workforce?
 - Amber Dermont: The Internet expands the way we read
 - Oklahoma Tea Partyer threatens legislator over Agenda 21
 - Snoop Lion releases anti-gun video featuring his daughter and Drake
 - Can Don Draper survive the ’60s?
 - Raskolnikov seeks mentor