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- Mike Huckabee is an evil genius: How the GOP candidate perfected the art of right-wing resentment
- Beyond Sister Souljah and Zombie Reagan: How Dems can move past the stale ’90s politics of race, and why Republicans won’t
- Murdered son, abandoned mother: Tamir Rice, police violence & the lasting grief of Black parents
- Democrats’ “protect Hillary” plan: How the DNC’s thin debate schedule hands Clinton the advantage
- A president for the tinfoil hat crowd: Mike Huckabee has his finger on America’s (electromagnetic) pulse
- Nebraska woman files lawsuit against all the homosexuals for being gay
- Aide to Kamala Harris arrested for pretending to run 3,000-year-old rogue police force (seriously)
- Justin Timberlake’s hilarious new tequila ad settles it: He needs his own sketch comedy show
- “Let’s get rid of Ted Cruz!”: Jon Stewart axes GOP’s weakest link for 2016
- Sorry, Rick Santorum: The Duggars are now a Huckabee family
- Florida couple convicted for having sex on the beach — and could face up to 15 years behind bars
- Here’s how you school climate deniers: The anti-science movement’s biggest fallacies, debunked
- Gun nuts lose their damned minds: The common-sense gun safety bill that’s giving the NRA & GOP conniptions
- Amy Schumer tears into TV’s boys’ club with brilliant “12 Angry Men” parody: “Is she hot enough for basic television?”
- Astronaut twins on the human body, Mars and space espresso
- Leaving your kid in the car is not criminal: Cops, judges and busy-bodies need some common sense now
- ISIS claims to have 71 soldiers in 15 states ready to kill Pam Geller and any who defend her
- Jon Stewart is ready to be done with “The Daily Show”: “As much as I like work, nothing beats not working”
- Senate Republicans are using border security as an excuse to cripple national park protections
- You can’t pin this one on women: Joss Whedon says it’s “horses**t” that hectoring feminists chased him off Twitter
- America’s ugly whitesplaining epidemic: Baltimore, Freddie Gray and the media’s utter cluelessness
- “Grace and Frankie”: This thin “Transparent” knock-off pits gay men against older women, and nobody wins
- Carly Fiorina is finally getting the hang of Internet trolling — she bought SethMeyers.org
- There are trillions and trillions of habitable planets — why haven’t we encountered aliens yet?
- AP NewsAlert
- CNN’s Chris Cuomo gets Twitter-spanked after boneheaded First Amendment gaffe
- Prince to perform “Rally 4 Peace” concert in Baltimore: “A symbolic message of our shared humanity”
- Baltimore’s secret history of death: Racism, corporate greed & the most infamous mass-poisoning in American history
- Bill & Hillary’s hyper-capitalist disaster: How the Clintons can apologize for a decade of deadly policies
- Key & Peele imagine a world without trigger-happy cops: “It’s like a Utopia for black people!”
- Meet the penis worm, the tooth-lined specimen from Hell
- The terrorist attack that changed America — and it wasn’t 9/11: “The public reaction was even worse”
- The world reached a scary emissions milestone in March — and it’s only going to get worse
- Activists who raised $60,000 for Tamir Rice’s family demand to know where the money went
- “Like taking the bar exam at Coachella”: 20 stars on why they quit Twitter
- Video captures vicious anti-gay attack on couple dining at NYC barbecue joint
- A full plate of hate: Texas lawmakers literally can’t clear all the anti-woman, anti-LGBT measures off their desks
- Pamela Geller’s “South Park” idiocy: Satire, hatred and the right’s faith-based fear-mongering
- Joe Scarborough is a petulant child: Low-rated morning host shows insufferable arrogance, even when he’s wrong
- Political cartoons matter: Don’t overlook this other PEN award in the Charlie Hebdo debate
- Jon Stewart decimates newly minted GOP candidates one by one
- Marco Rubio is a troll, not a senator: How the ’16 hopeful went from “serious” legislator to hot mess
- Tom Brady probably knew about the deflated balls, according to NFL report
- Abandon your bipartisan fantasies: The Baltimore uprising won’t make GOP get serious about urban reform
- “The south will rise again,” apparently on prom night: The giant parenting fail behind this viral flag-waving photo
- Dinesh D’Souza’s request for a “summer break” from community service gets slapped down by federal judge
- Amy Schumer’s subtle brilliance: “12 Angry Men” isn’t feel-good feminism, it’s crushingly dark satire
- Radio is killing the guitar solo — and we’ll lose more than our air-guitar skills when it’s gone
- Alberta just elected a bunch of Keystone XL-hating socialists into office
- Conservative columnist: Obama let Baltimore burn in order to postpone 2016 presidential elections
- See George Carlin “live”: Holograms of dead comedians are coming
- McDonald’s new Hamburglar is a flame-broiled pile of hipster garbage
- NFL’s epidemic of violence against women continues: 49ers’ Ahmad Brooks accused of sexual assault
- Natalie Portman condemns Netanyahu’s re-election: “I find his racist comments horrific”
- Business Highlights
- Punched, groped, beer thrown in my face: Being a woman at a concert can be terrifying
- Please, please, please don’t let the Smiths reunite
- We need David Letterman’s America: How the Leno/Fallon/Colbert choice defines us and how we see the world
- From beach sex to public urination: 9 insane things that will get you labeled a sex offender
- Authorities find fake skeletons in underwater lawn chairs
