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Sebastian Stan open to playing Luke Skywalker: “Never say never”

For years now, fans have thought Marvel star Sebastian Stan (Bucky Barnes) is the perfect guy to play a young Luke Skywalker, a role famously created by Mark Hamill way back in 1977’s “Star Wars.” Stan looks a lot like a young Hamill, something the older actor has even admitted:

So will that ever happen? At the moment, when Disney wants to have a young Luke Skywalker in a scene, it still uses Hamill; it just de-ages him down in shows like “The Mandalorian” and “The Book of Boba Fett.” But if it ever wants Stan to step in, he at least seems willing.

“Look, it’s really kind, and never say never,” Stan said when the topic came up yet again while he was shooting a video for Esquire. “Mark Hamill is my father, you know, and he knows that. And I call him every Christmas to tell him, ‘Just want you to know I’m around.’ It’s really terrifying.”

That doesn’t mean anything, but this has come up so often that you know people at Disney have heard about it, which means they might consider it, which means it could eventually happen.

Sebastian Stan wants a personal offer from Mark Hamill

One thing that might tip the scales for Stan: a personal offer from Hamill himself. “Well, if Mark Hamill calls me personally to tell me that he feels inclined to share this role with me, then I’ll believe it,” he said on Good Morning America last year. “Until then, I won’t believe it.”

You can see Sebastian Stan now on Hulu in “Pam & Tommy,” where he plays Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee. The show is about Lee’s marriage to actor Pamela Anderson.

The NFL tried to make this year’s Super Bowl its greenest yet. Inglewood residents aren’t impressed

In 2019, billionaire E. Stanley Kroenke, whose company owns the recently-constructed SoFi Stadium in the Southern California city of Inglewood, proudly boasted that without the stadium the city would remain “devoid of hope with no aspiration for the future.” For residents like 57-year-old Dawn Toftee, however, the stadium has only made life in Inglewood more difficult. 

Toftee, who has lived in a tent outside of SoFi Stadium for two years, was one of roughly a dozen unhoused residents whose homes were forcibly removed by California’s state transit police on January 24, according to reporting by the Guardian. A representative from the transit agency CalTrans alleged that their camp presented a “safety issue” for the tens of thousands of tourists set to touch down in Inglewood for the Super Bowl this weekend — and their removal offered the city a chance to clean up its public spaces. CalTrans could not confirm whether anyone displaced received housing, shelter, or other services, according to the Guardian.  

Inglewood isn’t doing anything radically different from other cities that have hosted marquee sporting events: Hundreds of unhoused people were “swept” from the streets during the 1984 Olympic Games in Los Angeles, and in the week before the 2019 Super Bowl in Atlanta, Georgia, dozens of unhoused residents were arrested and detained in county jail for “violating a city ordinance that requires sidewalks to be kept clean.” 

But in the South Los Angeles community dubbed the “City of Champions,” which is majority Black and Latino, residents are fighting back. Community members and activist groups, including the Lennox-Inglewood Tenants Union and a coalition of organizations attempting to block the city’s hosting of the 2028 Olympics, have accused the city and the National Football League, or NFL, of “greenwashing” — using deceptive marketing to convince the public that their policies are environmentally-friendly, sustainable, and community-oriented. 

While some environmental and social programs, such as tree-planting initiatives and grants for small businesses, have been implemented because of the game, residents claim they’re being locked out of the small improvements the city is making. The programs, opponents say, are either focused in entirely different communities than the one directly surrounding SoFi Stadium or have become unattainable in a city under siege by tourists due to weekly sporting events and concerts at SoFi and the neighboring Forum Arena.

Some of those impediments can be traced to Inglewood’s municipal government. In early January, the city worked to develop a “clean zone” that would be enforced the week before and after the game. The 1-mile buffer around the stadium includes the city’s major shopping hub and thousands of households. It has already been used to justify banning encampments and is set to restrict the activities and movement of thousands of city residents, who will be subject to increased policing from three local police departments and a handful of federal bodies including the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Secret Service, Department of Defense, and Customs and Border Protection.

The buffer zone will help “protect the public health and safety” of people attending the “official events,” per a city document. According to the document and a January city council meeting, officials have cited the buffer zone as a way to cut down on litter by limiting the amount of people allowed within the area and also to better control traffic. In tandem with the clean zone, the NFL, which recently established its media headquarters in Inglewood, has funded a tree-planting project and community garden initiative to “reduce the environmental impact” of the Super Bowl and “leave a positive ‘green’ legacy” in the aftermath of the games.

Community organizer and local school board member Estefany Castañeda is not impressed. She says the city’s programs, while great on paper, are just a ploy for local leaders “to feel better about destroying” her hometown’s built and natural environment. While the increase of leafy greenery in communities has been linked to reduced air pollution, she believes that any gains from these improvements are being wiped away by the increased noise and air pollution caused by an influx of thousands of people into the city nearly every weekend for sporting events and concerts.

According to the NFL’s press office, just 60 trees have been planted in Inglewood parks. On average, 60 young trees can suck up roughly 800 pounds of carbon dioxide in a year, which dwarfs in comparison to the more than 3 million pounds of the greenhouse gas released on average during Super Bowl events — not to mention a full season of football games.

Oddly enough, many of the NFL’s tree-planting and community garden initiatives have not taken place in Inglewood, but rather in distant parts of the greater Los Angeles area. One event in particular, the “NFL Green Huddle” program, was touted as an initiative to “create better food security for local families” by building a community garden. The only problem: The garden will be located not in Inglewood but in the city of Los Angeles itself, more than 9 miles away from SoFi Stadium and a one-hour ride on public transit.

Representatives from the NFL and the city of Inglewood’s press office did not respond to Grist’s request for comment in time for publication.

The opening of SoFi Stadium has brought an estimated half a million more cars through the neighborhood every month, burdened the area’s public transit system, and been cited to justify a $1.7 billion expansion project at Los Angeles’ airport. Even before the facility was constructed, the community living directly around SoFi Stadium was listed as being exposed to more environmental burdens than 96 percent of the state, according to the California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment’s database.

 “We shouldn’t have this conversation in the city of L.A., [which is] spending a fortune to make a fortune on the Super Bowl and the upcoming Olympics,” Johnnie Raines, a Los Angeles resident of 66 years, told LAist about the transformation of Inglewood at the expense of longtime residents. “If we got money to do that, why not more money for people?”

The struggle over the Super Bowl, housing, and environmental justice in Inglewood has set the stage for a conflict over the 2028 Olympics. “We are already accustomed to environmental racism and all the added issues of being a poor community,” Castañeda, the community organizer and local school board member, told Grist. “We’re sandwiched by three freeways, and our cars and homes are always caked with yellow powder from the airport down the street.”

“With that kind of normalcy towards those hazards,” she added, “billionaires and our local officials were like, ‘yeah, we can add more pollution and tear up this community and it’ll be fine.” 

One apartment complex especially exemplifies the city’s transformation since SoFi’s construction right across the street. The complex was once known as “Inglewood Gardens,” but in the years since SoFi’s construction began it has been sold to new developers and rebranded as “Stadium View.” Studio apartments in the complex, which at one point housed Section 8 public housing residents, according to the Lennox-Inglewood Tenants Union, now go for $1600 per month. In 2016, the average studio apartment in Inglewood was $850 per month

Between the start of SoFi stadium’s construction in 2016 and when it opened in 2020 — before the pandemic further exacerbated housing and homelessness issues in Los Angeles County — Inglewood’s housing prices rose more than 60 percent, while the city’s homeless population grew by at least 55 percent. Living on the streets is even more difficult in a place like Inglewood, which is defined by its air and noise pollution and is home to the fourth-busiest airport in the world, the second-largest oil field in the county, and two of the busiest freeways in the country. 

Castañeda admits that moving this year’s Super Bowl game from Inglewood wouldn’t magically improve the lived experiences of the city’s residents, but she says that it would show that the city cares about tourists and residents equally.  

As of February 3, the average price paid for Super Bowl tickets was $10,500 – 40 percent of what the average Inglewood resident makes in an entire year. 

“If you have so much of your population that’s in a state of barely surviving,” Castañeda said, “how can you justify completely exploiting the land and our working-class community’s resources and access to the environment around us?”

Is there going to be another season of “And Just Like That”?

Will “And Just Like That,” the “Sex and the City” reboot, be getting the boot after season 1?

From killing off Mr. Big to #JusticeforSteve still trending, the show has undoubtedly stirred a lot of controversy and a lot of conversation for both new and seasoned SATCaudiences.

Developed by executive producer Michael Patrick King (“Sex and the City“) for HBO Max, the 10-episode revival stars original series veterans Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw), Cynthia Nixon (Miranda Hobbes), Kristin Davis (Charlotte York-Goldenblatt) and newcomers Sara Ramirez (Che Diaz), Sarita Choudhury (Seema Patel), Nicole Ari Parker (Lisa Todd Wexley) and Karen Pittman (Dr. Nya Wallace).

Most notably, the show is missing Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones), who declined the offer to join the project, and doesn’t seem keen about joining any potential season 2 episodes. Only time will tell.

What we know about a potential “And Just Like That” season 2

Page Six recently shared that the “And Just Like That” team is feeling confident about the show being renewed for a second season, and revealed that conversations for it have already begun. Parker also told Variety that she spoke with King about plans for the next season, suggesting that plenty of ideas are already being tossed around.

Fortunately for them, it looks like viewership numbers are on their side. First, the series became the most viewed debut on the entire network, then HBO Max’s chief content officer explained to Variety that he’s “thrilled” by the show’s viewership numbers [for the entire season]. Of course, just because lots of people are watching, doesn’t mean the show is guaranteed to be renewed. Especially, considering how many complaints the show has received.

Why might backlash hurt “And Just Like That” renewal chances?

While the “SATC” reboot has attempted to right many of the wrongs of its predecessor, including lacking (or stereotypical) representation of Black and brown characters, many believe the show has made things even worse. Even the its depiction of the first non-binary character in the series had garnered complaints about acting that feels forced. People have referred to the series’ attempt to be “woke” as “cringe-worthy,” ‘wrong,” and “sad.”

To add insult to injury, people are very unhappy with both characters and cast members. Following Christopher Noth’s (Mr. Big) sexual assault allegations and the introduction to what many are calling TV’s most hated character, Che Diaz — there’s a lot of angry viewers. While Noth hasn’t been invited to reprise his role since the allegations, including in the “And Just Like That” documentary, people are still critical of his involvement in the show altogether.

Audiences have also come after the show’s writing. It’s not just the bad jokes, the over the top depictions of marginalized characters, or even, the feeling that Carrie and the girls only recently discovered that Black people live in New York City. It’s the combined concoction of the show that has people reeling.

Yet, it would be impossible to say that the show hasn’t caught a lot of attention, sparked debates and even won over some new fans.

The “And Just Like That Season 1” finale premiered on Feb. 3, 2022 on HBO Max, and people are already reacting and pondering a possible season 2 for the iconic gal pals.

Miami police used traffic stops to push “Trump 2024” merchandise

In Florida, one tends to find the heaviest concentration of Democratic voters in the southern part of the state — including Miami. But when some motorists were recently pulled over by Miami police officers, the Miami Herald reports, they received “an invitation to check out a website selling Trump 2024 merchandise.”

According to Herald reporter Douglas Hanks, “A city police flier in circulation until last week explaining how to resolve minor traffic tickets online dropped a crucial hyphen for a Miami-Dade County courts website, steering drivers away from a bland judicial portal and to an online store selling flags, videos and caps celebrating former President Donald Trump and his potential third run for the White House.”

Hanks note that “offerings at miamidadeclerk.com include Trump 2024 camouflage caps, a DVD exploring the possibility of a ‘one-world centralized government’ with Trump in the White House, and two Trump-themed flags featuring the obscenity ‘F***”: one paired with ‘Biden,’ the other with ‘Your Feelings.'” 

But those flyers were not officially endorsed by the Miami Beach Police.

In an official statement issued on Valentine’s Day, Miami Beach police spokesman Ernesto Rodriguez said, “We put out a notice to officers to discontinue using them.”

In Miami Beach, Hanks notes, President Joe Biden “won 60% of the 2020 presidential vote.”

“Since pulling the fliers from distribution last week,” Hanks reports, “Miami Beach told police officers to hand out dated brochures with traffic tickets that don’t include the new options for avoiding court from non-moving violations. Rodriguez said drivers will still learn of those options when they visit the court website, and that new fliers with only the proper web address are being printed.”

 So what actually is malt?

Malt is a shape-shifter. It comes in the form of a powder. And vinegar. And syrup Sometimes it’s a milkshake; other times it shows up in New York City bagels, and then — poof — it’s a vinegar, and then it’s back — but this time it’s in our beer and whiskey. So what actually is malt?

As it turns out, malt refers to grains that have undergone a process that makes them sweeter and give them qualities that aid in the fermentation process. They are used as the base for countless things we enjoy everyday — candy and milkshakes included:

What is malt?

Malt is a cereal grain, typically barley, that, once sprouted, is dried (in a process called malting). Once dried, malt is often ground into a slightly sweet powder, interchangeably referred to simply as malt or sweet meal.

It tastes sweet because before the grains are dried, they’re soaked in water to allow them to germinate, then the germination is halted with hot air. Without getting too deep into the science, a sugar called maltodextrine is developed in addition to the sucrose and fructose already existing in the grain, making it sweet to taste.

In addition to the sugars, enzymes are developed that aid in fermentation processes, hence its popularity in the beer and whiskey industries.The result is a sweet, protein-rich, fermenting substance that’s used in baking, vinegar, enriched flour, distilling liquor, and milk beverages, to name a few.

Malt in beer

At the foundation of beers are grains, and a large percentage of these grains are usually base malts(or “base grains”) in an all-grain beer recipe, which contain the ability to convert starches into fermentable sugars. These fermentable grains are usually made up of barley. Sometimes, in addition to base malts, malt extracts or syrup are added to beer. These extracts can be used as a sweetener, but are often used in brewing, in both a powdered and liquid form, as an additional source of fermentable sugar.

Malt in whiskey

If you’ve ever watched Mad Men or have a mahogany-walled library in your home, you’ve likely heard of malt whiskey (and single-malt whisky). Malts are used in whiskey for the same reason they’re used in beer — as a fermenting agent and for flavoring. A “malt whiskey” refers to a whiskey made from a fermented mash that contains at least 51 percent malted grain (sometimes including rye). Single-malt whiskey is malt whiskey made at one distillery and are often associated with Scottish whiskeys.

Malt in baked goods and desserts

Over the past year, we’ve noticed malted milk powder — a mixture of malted barley, wheat flour, and powdered milk (originally developed in the 20th century) — popping up in more recipes. Not only does it yield baked goods (and ice creams) with a nutty, sweet flavor, but when added to flour, it also helps baked goods to rise by helping yeast grow through the fermentation process, according to King Arthur Flour.

Malt syrup is also used in many classic bagel recipes as a sweetener. And since its enzymes break down flour’s starch, it helps to release flour’s natural flavors, improving the flavor of bagels.

Malt in milk beverages

If you order a “malt” at a diner, you’ll likely receive a vanilla ice cream shake made with malted milk powder and chocolate syrup, a standard order that took off in 1920s soda shops after a Walgreens employee invented it (back when Walgreens served milkshakes).

This invention coincided with the popularity of Ovaltine, a cocoa-flavored drink mix originally made from malt powder, milk, and eggs.

Whether you’re looking for the perfect bagel, or a subtly sweet main dish, here are several recipes that use malt powder and malt syrup:

Malt recipes

1. Soft Pretzels with Beer Cheese

Malt appears in the form of barley malt syrup, which teams up with brown sugar to bring a little bit of sweetness to these soft pretzels. They’re just the thing to make for an Oktoberfest-inspired party or a Sunday spent in front of the television watching baseball or football. A side of homemade beer cheese is a must.

2. Malted Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate-Covered Pretzels

You know that person who can make friends and have an easy conversation with just about anyone? It’s a specific, special social skill set that most people don’t have, but is a highly coveted trait. That’s malt. Whether in the form of a powder or syrup, it brings out the very best in both sweet and savory recipes.

3. Hand-Pulled Breadsticks (Grissini Stirati)

Just 1/2 teaspoon of malt syrup sweetens these handmade breadsticks, just like the kind you’d find sticking straight up out of a bread basket at an old-school Italian trattoria. You could use regular sugar, but why would you?

4. Baker’s Sign Soft Pretzels

Another win for soft pretzels! Instead of warm water, scalded milk and a little bit of unsalted butter are mixed into the dough to make it extra rich, plus one teaspoon of barley malt syrup. If you’re allergic to barley (as some commenters pointed out), you can use molasses, honey, or rice bran syrup in place of it.

5. Homemade Hot Cocoa Mix

For more flavorful, creamier hot chocolate, use malted milk powder. It’ll mimic the flavor of a Whopper (everyone’s favorite movie theater malt balls) and warm you up from the inside out.

6. Matilda, Maple, and Garlic Pork Shoulder with Crispy Skin

This is not your ordinary pulled pork. This is pork shoulder that’s basted with a paste made from fennel, garlic, black pepper, maple syrup, a fruity beer, and malt vinegar; it then cooks for 18 hours in the oven, which is proof that you can get low and slow-style barbecue at home, even without buying a smoker.

The Supreme Court lost America’s trust with Bush v. Gore. They may gain it back if Trump runs again

Back in November of 2000, I recall telling everyone who would listen that there was no way that the Supreme Court would take the case of Bush vs Gore. It was unthinkable that they would want to wade into a partisan argument being waged in the state of Florida over the disputed election result. After all, only 537 separated the two candidates in a state that would decide the electoral count. And the circumstances couldn’t have been more partisan: the dispute was happening in a state run by the Republican candidate’s brother and two of the justices on the Court had been nominated by that same candidate’s father. How could the Supreme Court even think of intervening under these circumstances, particularly since the process in place under Florida law was still going on and there are remedies for a stalemate written into the Constitution?

Well, history proved me an ass. 

As you know, the Supreme Court took the case and not only decided in favor of George W. Bush, they did it on a strict party-line vote. It still stands as the most blatantly partisan decision in American history. The conservatives used inane inverted reasoning to say that it would violate Bush voters’ equal protection rights to have the votes recounted under the standards set forth by the state and would harm Bush’s “legitimacy” if the recount was to change to Gore’s favor and then back again. To add insult to injury they also insisted that the decision did not set a precedent, writing:

“Our consideration is limited to the present circumstances, for the problem of equal protection in election processes generally presents many complexities.”

Yes, it does present many complexities, none of which were considered in that notorious decision.

Recent polling by Quinnipiac shows that 61% of Americans say the Supreme Court is motivated mainly by politics with 67% of Democrats and 56% of Republicans in agreement. The Supreme Court has lost the trust of most Americans over the past few years and I would suggest that this decision was a major factor. It was just so overtly political that it’s impossible to overlook.

As a result of that traumatic event, which I think has been underappreciated as a precursor to the modern right’s ongoing assault on voting rights in the 21st century, I have had little faith that the courts would resist intervening if the situation presented itself again. I admit that I was pleasantly surprised to see that former president Donald Trump’s handpicked majority resisted the temptation to take up any of the bogus cases that he and his henchmen spewed forth after the election. Trump was certainly disappointed by that, calling them “cowardly” and reportedly fuming that they refused to step in and hand him the White House. (It must have burned him up to realize that the Court had done so for the Bush family and not for him.)

So, as much as I hate to admit it, the courts may be our last hope of saving our democracy despite that horrible precedent. 


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As you no doubt know by now, there are many machinations happening in certain battleground states at the behest of the Trump extremists in the Republican Party. They are doing the usual voter suppression and intimidation tactics. But there is more going on that requires immediate attention and it goes beyond the Electoral Count Act reforms the Congress is currently contemplating which includes:

  • Extending the safe harbor deadline, the date by which all challenges to a state’s election results must be completed.
  • Clarifying that the role of the vice president on Jan. 6 is purely “ministerial,” meaning the vice president merely opens the envelopes and has no power to reject electors.
  • Raising the number of members of Congress needed to object to a state’s electors; currently, one lawmaker from each chamber is enough to do so.

Unfortunately, that’s inadequate to the problem. The New York Times reported that according to Yale Fellow Matthew Seligman (who wrote a 100 page paper on the subject but didn’t publish it for fear of someone actually using it to steal an election) The Electoral Count Act of 1887 has been a ticking time bomb from the beginning. Seligman told the Times:

“Its underexplored weaknesses are so profound that they could result in an even more explosive conflict in 2024 and beyond, fueled by increasingly vitriolic political polarization and constitutional hardball.

It just took an amoral, sore loser like Donald Trump to fully expose it. 

The most prominent concern is what Seligman calls the “governor’s tiebreaker,” a loophole that could result in a constitutional crisis. The Times laid out the scenario:

Suppose that on Jan. 6, 2025 — the next time the Electoral Count Act will come into play — Republicans control the House of Representatives and the governorship of Georgia. Seligman conjures a hypothetical yet plausible scenario: The secretary of state declares that President Biden won the popular vote in the state. But Gov. David Perdue, who has said he believes the 2020 election was stolen, declares there was “fraud” and submits a slate of Trump electors to Congress instead. Then the House, led by Speaker Kevin McCarthy, certifies Trump as the winner.

Perhaps most stunning is the fact that even if the Democrats had a Senate majority at the time and rejected the Georgia GOP slate, those 16 electoral votes would still go to Trump. If, after all you’ve seen this past year, that doesn’t convince you that we have a problem you haven’t been paying attention.

So what’s to be done? It’s unclear. (In fact, it’s unclear if even the modest reforms they are talking about can find 10 GOP senators to vote for it.) Seligman suggests that it include a provision for judicial review in case a governor or legislature takes it upon themselves to overturn the popular vote in their state. Conservative legal superstar Michael Luttig, a former Federal Appeals Court judge, takes that suggestion a step farther.

In an op-ed in the New York Times last week, Luttig suggested that the reform should explicitly give federal courts the power to decide disputes in these matters and require them to decide the cases quickly. It’s entirely possible that these cases would, once again, wind up before the Supreme Court.


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My first reaction to that idea is, as George W. Bush would say, “fool me once, fool me twice, won’t get fooled again…” On the other hand, as the Washington Post’s Greg Sargent pointed out in his excellent piece on this subject, we don’t really have much choice — “it’s basically either that or a situation in which a Speaker Kevin McCarthy decides which electors count.” No thank you.

I think there’s a pretty good chance even this Supreme Court would deny Donald Trump’s attempt to do this in 2024. But would they deny Republicans like Florida Governor Ron DeSantis? Or Missouri Senator Josh Hawley in a legitimately close election? Frankly, I doubt it. That opinion that was not supposed to be a precedent is actually a precedent. And I think it might be one of the few precedents this conservative majority will follow. 

How to clean your Keurig (just in case you don’t)

When an appliance in your home is functioning as it’s intended, not many of us stop to perform the routine maintenance it needs, because um, hello? There’s a mile-long to do list for things that are a bit more urgent. Sometimes, though, all it takes is a few minutes and a little exploration of the appliance’s parts to discover that A. it’s gunkier and funkier than you’d care to admit and B. it actually runs a whole lot better now that you cleaned it. Unfortunately, even the most automatic of appliances in our homes (yep, dishwasherswashing machinesovens) all need routine cleaning to function properly.

This is especially true when it comes to your coffee maker, which you probably use at least once daily. As it turns out, Keurigs and drip coffee makers can get mineral build-up in their inner workings, not to mention harbor all sorts of harmful bacteria (yeah, gross), which will not only make your brew taste weird, but will also compromise the lifespan of the appliance (and your health!).

For way too many years as a young adult, I didn’t bother cleaning my coffee machine. I know: It’s embarrassing. I just didn’t really understand why I had to. My coffee tasted fine (or so I thought), and didn’t it basically clean itself each time water ran through it?

But recently, thanks to an impromptu decision to deep-clean my kitchen appliances, my life changed forever. The next day, I was shocked at how much greater my coffee tasted!

Bottom line? If you can’t remember the last time you cleaned it, your Keurig probably needs to be cleaned (though, community member BeeBait suggests putting a post it on the back of the coffee maker with the cleaning date, much like an oil change sticker on your car). Here’s how to do it the right way — your mornings will never be the same again.

How to descale a Keurig

The process of cleaning the inner workings of a coffee machine is often called descaling. (“Scale” is another term for calcium deposits, which build up in the pipes of your Keurig over time.)

What you’ll need:

Step 1: Prepare the machine

First, you’ll want to unplug your Keurig and take off the water reservoir. Empty it out, then remove the water filter.

Pro tip: Sync up your filter-changing schedule with your descaling schedule to make maintenance easier. Filters should be changed every two months or 60 tank refills.

Step 2: Fill the reservoir

If you’re using vinegar to clean your machine, fill the water reservoir about halfway with white vinegar, then fill the rest with water. If you’re using descaler, pour the whole bottle into the tank, then fill up the rest of the way with water.

Step 3: Run the machine multiple times

Plug your machine back in and turn it on. Place the ceramic mug underneath the spout, then start the brew cycle using the largest setting your cup can accommodate — the larger the cup, the faster the process will go. You’ll want to run these cycles without a K-cup in the machine.

Once the brew is finished, empty the cup into your sink, then run another cycle. Repeat until the water tank is empty.

Step 4: Let it rest

Let your machine rest for 30 minutes so the inner workings can soak. You can leave the power on for this step.

Step 5: Rinse with fresh water

Remove the reservoir and rinse it out. Fill it with fresh water, then run a few more cycles to remove any lingering vinegar taste.

If you’re using descaling solution, Keurig recommends running at least 12 more cleansing brews to ensure all the chemicals are removed. Wondering how often to descale a Keurig? The manufacturer recommends every three months.

Cleaning every part of your Keurig

It’s just as important to clean the outside of your Keurig. Here’s how to clean every part of your coffee maker:

Pod Holder

Remove the pod holder from the machine, and detach the bottom funnel portion. Use a paperclip to gently scrape any coffee grounds out of the tube on the pod holder, then wash both pieces with warm, soapy water.

Brewer Needle

The needle above the K-Cup holder has two holes at its base where water comes in. Gently insert a paperclip into each hole and move it around to dislodge any grounds or grime that may be blocking water flow.

Mug Stand

This piece is top-rack dishwasher safe, but you can also wash it by hand using warm, soapy water.

Reservoir

You should wash out your Keurig reservoir once a week using warm, soapy water. Let the interior of the tank air dry to avoid getting any lint particles in it.

Exterior

Wipe down any exterior parts using a soft cloth, dish soap, and warm water.

How to cleanse between cups

Have you ever noticed that if you make, say, a cup of hot cocoa in your Keurig, the next cup of coffee kind of tastes like chocolate? Flavors can carry over between brews, and if you want to prevent this, you need to use the Keurig Rinse Pods. They look just like regular K-Cups, but all they do is wash out any lingering flavors.

Keurig recommends using a Rinse Pod weekly. Just pop one into the machine and run an 8-ounce brew cycle. You’ll then want to run a cycle with fresh water before you make your next cup of coffee. Which, naturally, will be amazing.

Why America’s elites want a new war — or at least want us to fear one

Last August, with a chaotic evacuation by air of the last U.S. troops in Afghanistan, President Biden effectively ended one of the country’s most embarrassing and pointless wars, leaving that battered land fully in the control of the Taliban — the same dogged AK-toting Islamic fighters it had ousted from power two decades earlier, but never successfully defeated. 

While there were critics who blamed Biden for the rapid collapse of the corrupt puppet regime the U.S. had spent more than $2 trillion propping up — critics who wanted that longest U.S. war to continue — most Americans breathed a sigh of relief that for the first time in a generation, the U.S., while still sending Special Forces “kill teams” into countries like Syria, and with Biden promising to continue using remote drone strikes in “anti-terror” operations, was not engaged in an “actual war.” 

Yet now, a scant five months later, the Biden White House has ordered 8,500 U.S. elite airborne troops onto “heightened alert,” telling them to be prepared for rapid deployment to “front-line” bases in countries bordering Russia, and by Feb. 5 had already begun dispatching nearly 5,000 of them. Biden and militarists in the national security establishment — the military-industrial-media-think tank complex sometimes known as “the blob” — and militarists in both parties in Congress are all warning darkly of Russia’s “imminent” invasion of Ukraine. They are also warning of the need for the U.S. to “‘stand firm’ against Russian ‘aggression.'” Most of their alarmist talking points could be lifted from speeches made by their forebears in the Cold War ’50s.

Incredibly, even as the U.S. is risking war with Russia, it is also aggressively dispatching Navy vessels, including aircraft carriers and B-52 strategic nuclear bombers, to provocatively enter or traverse disputed waters and airspace in the South China Sea claimed by China. It’s also, for good measure, making threats against Iran, promising “serious consequences” if Iran seeks to go after those U.S. leaders who ordered the 2020 drone assassination in Iraq of Gen. Qassem Soleimani, the head of Iran’s military. As a number of war critics have pointed out, the U.S. has Tomahawk missile-equipped destroyers and at least one aircraft carrier based off Iran and troops in place in countries bordering Iran. like Kuwait, Qatar, Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates, as well as attack aircraft based in those countries and nearby in Turkey, Jordan, Iraq and Saudi Arabia. 

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And as if that weren’t enough, the U.S. under Biden continues to view both Iran, which has no nuclear weapons, and North Korea, with a tiny nuclear arsenal and no intercontinental missiles, as “serious nuclear threats”, even as Washington steadfastly refuses to rejoin the Iranian-U.S. negotiated agreement to abate Iran’s nuclear enrichment program, and to end the state of war between the U.S. and North Korea that dates all the way back to 1950.

That’s four potential wars and nuclear confrontations — all of them being deliberately stoked by the U.S.

What is going on here?

Even Ukraine’s president is asking U.S. to “cool it”

One clear indication that it’s the U.S. creating this sense of crisis is that Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, probably the least corrupt president to run that country since it gained its independence with the breakup of the Soviet Union in August 1991, is calling on Biden and the U.S. to dial back the rhetoric, warning that all the bluster about an “imminent invasion” by over 100,000 Russian troops could “make things worse,” threatening an already struggling economy and potentially providing a pretext for a Russian invasion.


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This tail-wagging-dog situation — the U.S. claiming some existential threat inside a country whose own leaders don’t particularly view things with the same urgency — is sadly not that unusual. The U.S. national security establishment, for example, has opposed efforts in recent years by South Korea’s President Moon Jae-in to reach a treaty that would formally end the state of war that has existed between his country and the United States on one side, and North Korea on the other, for almost 75 years. The U.S. apparently would prefer a continued threat from North Korea to rapprochement and peace or even (heaven forfend!)  reunification between North and South Korea. There are also grounds to believe that the CIA, the U.S. military and even perhaps President John F. Kennedy, in late 1963, ousted and murdered South Vietnamese President Ngo Dinh Diem because  he was not adequately supportive of a U.S. desire to escalate and expand American military involvement in the conflict with local Viet Cong guerrilla forces and Communist North Vietnam.

There are plenty of militarist nuts in Washington, but I doubt any sane leaders or experts in the nation’s capital — even in the Pentagon — actually want the U.S. to go to war head-to-head against either Russia or China. Even China, with “just” 300 ICBMs, has enough nuclear-tipped missiles to destroy most major U.S. cities.  

My guess is that hubris-infected leaders in both the Republican and Democratic parties, and the think-tank “experts” who make their money by pumping out “white papers” supporting whatever those leaders want to hear, still fantasize that the U.S. is a military colossus able to dictate terms to rivals. 

I shudder to find myself complimenting that serial war criminal Henry Kissinger, but he was at least savvy enough to realize the importance to U.S. global political ambitions for Richard Nixon to drive as big a wedge as possible between the two then-dominant Communist states, the Soviet Union and the People’s Republic of China. Kissinger, with his understanding of realpolitik, understood it was a bad idea to be at loggerheads with both those nations simultaneously.

Now, at a time when the U.S. occupies a much less commanding position economically and militarily vis-à-vis both of those states than it did in the 1970s, such rational logic seems to be wholly missing. U.S. policies under Biden (and Barack Obama before him), are, if anything, driving China and Russia into an increasingly warm embrace — one which a Russian diplomat recently described as “more than just a treaty of mutual defense.”

Nobody involved in making U.S. foreign policy seems to be asking the important question:  What countries, and what issues, actually pose an existential threat to the U.S.? 

As a journalist who has lived in China, Taiwan and Hong Kong, and as someone who has studied Russian history and lived in Europe, I would argue that the answer is: None.

Yet for some reason, even after Obama pulled most U.S. troops out of Iraq and Biden pulled them out of Afghanistan, the U.S. still has some 200,000 troops stationed abroad, most located in nine countries: Japan, Germany, South Korea, Kuwait, Italy, the U.K., Kyrgyzstan, Bahrain and Spain. There are lots more in places that are called U.S. territories, such as Guam and Puerto Rico, and the U.S. military is also based in places that don’t want them (or at least the local people don’t, and sometimes the governments too), like Cuba, Okinawa and the Philippines.  Those overseas forces represent 11% of the 1.83 million men and women in uniform, the second largest army in the world.  

Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan would both have been in awe of the global reach of the U.S. military.

In comparison, China has 3 million personnel in uniform, but that figure is somewhat misleading, since it includes 625,000 paramilitary “police” used for domestic control. Chinese troops available for war-fighting number closer to 2.275 million, and almost none of them are based abroad, with only one foreign naval base, in Djibouti on the Horn of Africa. Russia, America’s other designated major “adversary,” has only 1.35 million troops, 250,000 of whom are also domestic paramilitaries. Again, only some 30,000 Russian military personnel are stationed abroad on a regular basis, with overseas bases only in Syria and several former Soviet states (Armenia, Belarus, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Moldova and Tajikistan). None of those bases is anywhere near the U.S., or even Western Europe.  

Is Russia really a threat?

Does Russia threaten the U.S. in any meaningful sense? It certainly could if the U.S. attempted to attack Russia with nuclear weapons, or, as is happening now, if the U.S. attempted to put nuclear weapons and delivery systems in frontline countries near Russia’s border, as Russia tried to do to the U.S. during the Cuban missile crisis of 1962. (Which can now be understood as a successful bid to get the U.S. to remove nuclear-tipped Jupiter missiles targeting the Soviet Union from Turkey, and to promise not to invade Cuba.)

The U.S. currently has a $1.5 trillion nuclear weapons modernization and upgrade program and a $100 billion plan for a new ICBM as well as new hypersonic missiles. It has a military budget that, at close to $800 billion annually, is larger today, adjusted for inflation, than at any time since the end of World War II. Military and civilian officials must justify all this spending by claiming that the U.S. is threatened. The new missiles and bombs, we’re told, are to deter a surprise attack by, and to stay ahead of, the Russians and the Chinese. The 800 overseas bases, hundreds of ships and millions of troops in uniform are all justified as necessary to deter alleged Russian and Chinese expansionist plans. 

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But it’s difficult to imagine any of America’s “enemies” attempting a suicidal first-strike nuclear attack on the U.S. Nor is there evidence that either Russia or China has a goal of territorial expansion — as opposed to wanting a “sphere of influence” near their borders (as the U.S. has had in the Americas for two centuries, courtesy of its self-proclaimed Monroe Doctrine).

While we’re mentioning history, it should be noted — because most Americans are blissfully unaware of it — that the U.S. has a long, wretched record of attacking Russia, China and North Korea, and of both orchestrating a coup against the elected government of Iran and later encouraging Iraq’s Saddam Hussein to attack Iran.

Here’s another history lesson: Even as U.S. soldiers were battling Germany and Austria-Hungary in World War I, President Woodrow Wilson dispatched 13,000 troops as part of an expeditionary force along with Britain, France and other European nations on the side of the White Army in the Russian Civil War that followed the 1917 victory of the Bolshevik revolution and the new Soviet government’s withdrawal from the war against Germany.  

In China, on multiple occasions during the mid to late 19th century, U.S. Marines and Navy forces attacked Chinese forces “to protect American lives and interests.” In 1901, Washington sent troops to help European colonial powers put down the anti-foreign Boxer Rebellion. Later, during the Korean War of 1950-53, North Korea and parts of South Korea were mercilessly carpet-bombed by U.S. bombers based in Japan. That campaign was so extensive that U.S. pilots eventually began dumping unused bomb payloads into the Sea of Japan for safety before returning to land, because they could find no more targets for them. Millions of Koreans were slaughtered in those bombings. 

Memories of these U.S. aggressions are long in all those countries, though they aren’t even mentioned in most U.S. high school history curricula.

Fever dreams at the National Security Council and Pentagon

Tossing cold water on the fevered dreams of Pentagon and National Security Council strategists who claim Russia, China, Iran and even North Korea pose existential or at least serious threats to the U.S., journalist Andrew Cockburn, a Washington columnist for Harper’s magazine, says, “There isn’t the slightest indication that either Russia or China have any notion whatsoever of launching a nuclear attack on the U.S. It’s a completely ludicrous proposition and would not be worth even discussing were it not for the fact that the US has an ever-more elaborate (and expensive) nuclear weapons complex entirely dependent on the proposition that Russia or China, or North Korea or Iran, might launch such an attack.” 

Cockburn adds, “Recently we’ve seen scaremongering reports — obligingly reprinted by credulous journalists — that the Chinese have developed a hypersonic weapon so technically brilliant that it evades the laws of physics.”

Andrew Bacevich, president of the Quincy Institute for Responsible Statecraft — also a retired U.S. Army colonel and an emeritus professor of American foreign policy and military history at Boston University — scoffs at assertions that Russia and China have aggressive or expansive global military aspirations. He observes that through the Cold War decades, the U.S. “looked at everything Russia and China did as bad, and everything that we did as good.”

As a result, Bacevich says, “We’re simply not willing to acknowledge that our adversaries have their own legitimate security concerns. There is a history of Russian security being periodically violated. [Russian President Vladimir] Putin may be a thug, but it is reasonable for Russia to have a sphere of influence. We don’t allow anyone to mess around in our area.” His conclusion: “I don’t think Russia has a thought of attempting to take over Western Europe.”

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Perhaps because their threat claims don’t resonate as they once did with the American people back in the scary days of the Cold War, national security officials have taken to describing China’s “Belt and Road” program, building roads and high-speed rail links to Europe and the Middle East, and Russia’s construction of a nearly-completed undersea natural gas pipeline called Nord Stream, linking Siberian gas to energy-hungry industries and homeowners in Germany, as “aggressive” acts. That’s quite a loaded charge to levy against what are arguably shrewd commercial moves by those two nations to expand trade with the western part of the Eurasian continent. 

The term “aggressive” in fact applies far better to the ongoing U.S. embargo of Cuba, now entering its 60th year, and more recently to U.S. embargoes applied to Venezuela, particularly as those embargoes make use of financial threats against companies — even some based in our European allies — that might consider violating them. 

Dan Grazier offers another perspective on U.S. behavior. A former U.S. Marine who served in Iraq and Afghanistan and is now a military analyst at the Project on Government Oversight in Washington, he says he doesn’t see either Russia or China, still less Iran and North Korea, as existential threats to the U.S.   

In the case of China, Grazier says, “all the evidence points” to the likelihood that China’s military is “preparing to challenge the U.S. not globally, but near China. I don’t think they have any thoughts of dominating the globe, although the Pentagon saying they do is a perfect excuse for an $800 billion annual military budget.” 

Look at America from the outside

Grazier says the U.S. shift in focus back from Asia (i.e., China) to Russia is absurd and provocative. “If you go to the map and turn things around and view it from Russia’s position,” he says, “they have every reason to look at the U.S. as an aggressor. We’ve been pushing our military exercises in NATO countries right up to the Russian border. Imagine if the Russians were conducting military exercises south of Toronto or outside Tijuana. Americans would be going crazy. There’s very little mention of that in the U.S. media.

“In my view, one of the biggest security threats to the U.S. is the amount of money that’s being wasted on our military,” Grazier adds. “I’m not a disarmament advocate: We need to defend ourselves, but we don’t need to be fighting wars all over the globe.” All that will accomplish, he suggests, “is that we bankrupt ourselves.” 

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The truth is that one Ohio-class Trident submarine, typically armed with 20 Trident missiles (with a range of 7,000 miles), each of which carries four or five independently targetable thermonuclear bombs of 300 to 450 kilotons — large enough to obliterate a city of 15 million people — has sufficient deterrent power to threaten the destruction of even a country as large as Russia. The U.S. has eight such submarines, which are virtually undetectable, and five of them are always at sea, lurking silently around Russia and China.

Also unmentioned is that U.S. missiles like the Trident and the land-based Minuteman III are both solid fuel rockets, meaning they can be launched within minutes, and are designed to be insanely accurate — a costly capability whose only possible purpose is for a first strike. That’s because any critical targets such as large troop concentrations, command centers like the Kremlin or China’s Zhong Nan Hai, airfields full of parked bombers, or missile silos holding warhead-tipped rockets ready to launch would already be empty, and useless as targets for U.S. retaliation following a hypothetical surprise attack by China or Russia. What the U.S. has is a nuclear force which, while certainly a formidable retaliatory arsenal, is actually designed to function even better as a devastating first-strike force. 

Most Americans probably don’t know this, but the U.S. has never, since the dawn of the nuclear age in 1945 when it demonstrated the point in Japan, had a policy of no first use of nuclear weapons. In fact, the official U.S. nuclear posture, laid out by each postwar president beginning with Harry Truman, has consistently been that in a crisis, if nuclear war seems likely, the U.S. will be the first, not the second, to use its apocalyptic arsenal. 

We are of course in “Dr. Strangelove” territory here, since any such nuclear attack by any major nuclear power would be a world-ending event, blanketing the whole globe in a deadly and long-lasting coating of fallout, and likely causing a nuclear winter that would resemble the extinction event that followed the Chikxulub asteroid strike near the Yucatán peninsula 65 million years ago. That’s when the dinosaurs, after a 165-million-year run, were wiped out.

All this breathless war talk, which includes endless warnings out of Washington, amplified in U.S. media, that Russia is “about to invade” Ukraine with the 100,000 Russian troops (an estimate since bumped up to 145,000) reported to be “massed” along Ukraine’s northern and eastern border with Russia and its ally Belarus, seems to be developing a life of its own. (Although the most recent reports this week suggest that some of those troops are being withdrawn.)

Madness in the Capitol

Russia may not have the capability to challenge the U.S. in distant parts of the globe with conventional forces, but operating in areas adjacent to its own borders, the Russian military would pose a huge challenge to any would-be U.S. threat. Moscow and Washington both know this, even if blowhard warmongers like Sen. Roger Wicker of Mississippi, the No. 2 Republican on the Senate Armed Services Committee, mindlessly suggest that the U.S. should “nuke” Russia if it attacks Ukraine. 

Wicker’s statement that Biden should “leave nothing off the table” seems seriously geographically challenged, especially for someone holding a prominent position in Washington. The senator even suggested that the response to any Russian military action in Ukraine “could mean that we stand off with our ships in the Black Sea and we rain destruction on Russian military capability. It could mean that. It could mean we participate. It could mean American troops on the ground.”

Perhaps Wicker — whose combat experience in the Air Force was limited to the courtroom, where he was a military attorney and judge before going into politics — does not realize that the Black Sea is as much a “Russian lake” as the Great Lakes are American ones. Russia’s largest naval base is located at Sevastopol on the Black Sea, which is bounded to the east by Russia and to the north by Belarus, a reliable ally. Much of those coastlines are likely bristling with land-based missile defenses, and with none of the Black Sea more than 250 miles from Russian territory, it’s hard to imagine how U.S. ships could “stand off” to rain supposed destruction without great risk of rapid retaliation.

Such ignorant bluster would be like a Moscow Duma member proposing that Russia dispatch missile-firing ships to the Gulf of Mexico or Cape Cod Bay, and from there “rain destruction” on U.S. naval and air bases along the Eastern seaboard. 

Why is all this Washington war-mongering happening? Ukraine achieved independence in 1991 as part of the breakup of the Soviet Union. It lost Crimea — where the Russian warm-water navy is based  — following the U.S.-backed coup that ousted the elected pro-Russia Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych in 2014. Following that event, which the U.S. reportedly spent $5 billion fomenting, and the assembling of a hand-picked replacement pro-Western government, Kyiv began to threaten Crimea and launched a deadly civil war (supported with military aid and training by the U.S.) against the largely Russian-ethnic regions of Donetsk and Luhansk, where rebel forces have attempted to declare breakaway republics.

For decades, the U.S. has pushed to get former Warsaw Pact nations like Poland, Hungary, Bulgaria, the Czech Republic, Slovakia and, more recently, the three Baltic states, Georgia and even Ukraine to join NATO. This push brazenly violated a promise made under Ronald Reagan and repeated under George H.W. Bush not to push NATO membership “one inch past” the eastern border of the newly-reunified Germany.

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Taiwan, meanwhile, now led by the avowedly pro-independence Democratic Party, is being encouraged by the U.S. to talk more assertively about its future, backed by more modern U.S. jets and by provocative visits to the contested Taiwan Strait by U.S. Navy vessels that have encroached in waters south of China claimed by Beijing. 

Why is all this happening now? Grazier says, “I tend to think of this as being about money and budgets. The wars against Iraq and Afghanistan were a perfect excuse for big Pentagon budgets. We don’t have anything like that going now, but talking about a war with China or Russia is another perfect excuse for such a budget.”

Cockburn goes even further when it comes to the U.S. military budget, which at $771 billion in 2021 was already larger than the combined military budgets of China, India, Russia, the U.K., Saudi Arabia, Germany, France, Japan, South Korea, Italy and Australia. All the countries on that list, beyond the first three, are U.S. allies, meaning that their military budgets can reasonably be considered addenda to the U.S. total. 

“If the U.S. military was serious about protecting American security,” Cockburn says, “they would immediately cut the budget by at least half, and follow up with a further 50% cut soon after. That would help to eliminate the greed and corruption that currently drives our so-called defense effort. The enormously elaborate strategic nuclear apparatus we currently maintain, on the pretext that we must have a ‘launch under attack’ capability, could and should be dismantled as quickly as possible, since it is inherently dangerous. Such conventional weapons that we do develop and deploy should be rigorously tested before being put into production. Payments to politicians by defense contractors should be banned.”  

“I don’t know how large a final figure would be” for a justifiable U.S. military budget, he says. “It would be far smaller than the amount we currently piss away.”

NATO-shmato! Here’s the diplomatic solution: Red-state America can join Putin’s CSTO

Let me make this short, and I hope, sweet. I’m addressing all the true patriots out there. You know who you are.

About that dicey Ukraine situation: What if Vladimir Putin could be mollified by gaining his own NATO-like foothold next to the United States? Like, right next to it. Or sort of inside it.

Heck, so many Republicans think of him as a great white, er, powerful leader — as opposed to those socialist, secular, pluralistic (sorry, I know that word is hate speech for some of you) Demoncrat presidents, like “let’s go Brandon” and Barack Hussein Obama. So why don’t we allow a Russian-led military alliance to incorporate certain selected parts of America — say, large swathes of Florida, Alabama and Mississippi? You know, our already-red territory.

They could join Putin’s second-rate cognate to NATO, the seldom-remarked-on Collective Treaty Security Organization (CTSO) of former Soviet states. Like NATO, the CTSO is apparently open for new states to join — perhaps including your very own county!

Averting a prolonged war between Russia and Ukraine, as well as another civil war between Americans? Done, and done!

You’re welcome.


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In this proposed scenario, the actual United States would of course retain all major metropolitan areas. as well as cities and towns with universities, no matter how small, so long as they have a functioning library. (Americans would air-drop newspapers, periodicals, and newly published books into what we would designate NATO-protected “Literacy Zones.”) Miami is ours, as are Gainesville, Tuscaloosa and Jackson. Orlando is perhaps to be negotiated — a demarcated and divided city, like Berlin after the war, only with way worse architecture.

But all of that is a plus for you guys, right? You’re tired of all those elites and eggheads anyway. Your favorite politicians (most of whom went to Yale and Harvard) have been badmouthing people with fancy educations for decades now. And the endless publishing of books that need to be inspected for  banning? Ugh!


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Socialists! Libtards! Health care “experts”! Librarians!

And, hey, even more on the plus side: under the terms of the CTSO protectorate, Russian-style censorship and mistreatment of journalists could begin where you live almost immediately. (Mistreatment of other groups would be phased in — and, we know, you “don’t have a racist bone in your body,” and think that powerful women are strangely hot.) 

After the last four years of our former president’s indefatigable work in undermining NATO and righteously belittling our so-called allies, you must be outraged to witness Joe Biden’s smarmy collegiality with the leaders of the NATO countries — you know, Jolly Olde England, “Freedom Fries” France, er, Germany and, uh, those others (Slovenika? Marzipan?) — and that imposter president even being trusted to occasionally speak on their behalf.

So much attention being spent on other countries is, yes, yet another outrage!

Oooh, and you won’t have to put up with that gosh-darned socialist U.S. Postal Service, or the fleet of electric vehicles draining your vital fluids. As you can see, the benefits of the plan just keep on coming. It’s not a win-win; it’s a win-win-win-win-win.

Look, you’ve fallen deeply under the spell of the insurrection-fomenting, divide-and-conquer former president and his enablers. We understand that now. So why not take it to the next level, and submit to the guy who appears to be his daddy?

I’d love to take credit for this idea, but as we all must admit, many other people share in the glory:

  • We all remember that a group of true Republicans traveled to Moscow to spend July 4, 2018, starting us on the path of closer ties with our Russian friends. In his “PREVAIL” column on Substack, Greg Olear offers an engaging piece on the “Prostrate Eight” and their secret meetings with Russian officials on America’s Independence Day. 
  • How could we forget that Russian oligarchs quietly funneled massive amounts of cash through the NRA in order to protect our God-given Second Amendment rights — and our elections! 
  • Look, it’s not like Mitch McConnell got the nickname “Moscow Mitch” for nothing.
  • And what have our friends at Fox News been telling us all along about who the strong leaders really are? That’s right! And this, too! In these times of, you know, books and public health rules and women wanting rights to control their own bodies, men should be strong like bull! 

So, freedom fighters of Jackson County, Alabama — if you are male — shake hands with your new confederates in Belarus (tip: always maintain eye contact)! Patriots of Union County, Mississippi, given that you may be unfamiliar with the languages spoken in Tajikistan, maybe just a tip of the ol’ MAGA cap! And fellow QAnoners in Okaloosa County, Florida, жоғары бестіктер (that’s “high fives” to you) with your pals in Kazakhstan!

Perhaps this is too heady a dream for you to consider right away? The CTSO could allow your county to kind of have a look-see, with observer status. They did that with Serbia, another nation whose glorious recent history resembles your own. But why would you want to be a blushing violet at this point? You know what you want! 

It will be a true red, white and OK-not-blue liberation for you all to feel completely protected, once again, from the tyranny of democracy.

Steven Moffat on how “Doctor Who” was influenced by “The Time Traveler’s Wife”

Steven Moffat just can’t resist a good time-traveling love story. 

The former “Doctor Who” showrunner is currently adapting Audrey Niffenegger’s best-selling novel “The Time Traveler’s Wife,” which had previously been adapted into a feature film starring Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams. During a press conference for the Television Critics Association to promote the upcoming HBO series on Tuesday, Moffat discussed the common themes of time travel and love in the two series and then revealed just how inspired he was by the novel.

“Actually I loved the idea of time travel affecting romance when I read this book,” he said. “When I read this book – and I was working on ‘Doctor Who’ back then – I said we had to do a ‘Doctor Who’ story like that, which we did . . . called ‘The Girl in the Fireplace,’ which Audrey Niffenegger saw on television and wrote into her next book, so I knew she was onto me.”

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At the time, David Tennant was playing the 10th incarnation of the time-traveling alien on “Doctor Who.” In the episode, the Doctor explores a derelict spaceship in the 51st century but discovers that by stepping through various time windows – doorways to another space and time – on the ship, he visits a young 18th century woman named Reinette (Sophia Myles) in various points in her life.

As with many of Moffat’s stories during his tenure on “Who,” the episode mixes elements of longing, heartache and impossible space-time obstacles. It’s a beautiful but bittersweet love story. (Perhaps the story rubbed off; Tennant and Myles briefly dated after filming the episode.) No wonder he’s drawn to “The Time Traveler’s Wife.”


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“What is brilliant and thrilling about the interaction of time travel and a love story here is it makes the most common phenomenon of a completely happy marriage interesting again,” said Moffat. “I mean . . . a romance movie ends at the altar or they start with the divorce. We never do the bit where people are perfectly happy with each other for decades because it seems like an undramatic thing, in a way.  

“By scrambling it all up and by constantly reminding you that love is inextricably linked to loss – which is a cheery thought for you all – you make this very common phenomenon of the happy marriage interesting, thrilling, and full of tension and tragedy, as well as joy and happiness. So that is why I do love the time travel story, in general, as my career would suggest.”

In the new version of “The Time Traveler’s Wife,” a man named Henry (played by Theo James) has a genetic condition that makes him involuntarily travel through time while his wife Clare (“Game of Thrones” star Rose Leslie) must deal with his absences and the danger that accompanies his travels. Even before their marriage, they’ve crossed paths at different ages and time periods.

The six-episode first season, directed by David Nutter, premieres on HBO this spring. Desmin Borges and Natasha Lopez co-star.

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To the crimes of “Inventing Anna,” add atrocious journalism

We have likely all had the experience of seeing the actual job we do portrayed on television well, wrong. Sometimes, we witness our entire home region painted in the broad brush of total inaccuracy by people who aren’t from there.

But fraudsters in general have always been enjoyed by America. We love the incredibly toxic (and totally incorrect) bootstraps myth — and who is more self-made than someone who’s made it all up, who’s lying about everything? More than that, perhaps we love finding hucksters out. We love being the one to catch the liar in a lie. To call out the emperor for wearing no clothes. Or, in the case of the Netflix show “Inventing Anna,” wearing designer clothes purchased with a stolen credit card.

“Inventing Anna” fictionalizes the life and crimes of one Anna Sorokin, a convicted Russian-German fraudster. She cheated expensive hotels and powerful financial institutions out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. But Anna isn’t the only character living a lie in the Shonda Rimes series.

“Inventing Anna” has an imposter journalist too.

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“Inventing Anna” is based on a New York Magazine story by Jessica Pressler about Sorokin, who went by the name Anna Delvey. The article, titled “Maybe She Had So Much Money She Just Lost Track of It,” was published in May 2018. Shondaland wrote that Pressler “broke the story on Delvey and her crimes,” and that upon publication of the magazine article, “the calls started rolling in almost immediately to try and option the story. Ultimately . . . Pressler chose Shonda Rhimes to steer her hard-won investigative piece into the world of television and create another fictionalized version of herself.”

Pressler had already been dramatized once before, played by Julia Stiles, after Pressler’s article “The Hustlers at Scores” was adapted into the 2019 film “Hustlers.” As Stiles’s character does not share Pressler’s name, neither does Anna Chlumsky’s fictionalized character based off Pressler in “Inventing Anna.” That character is named Vivian Kent. I would distance myself from her too.

Vivian works as a writer for a New York City-based magazine called Manhattan magazine. It looks like a very nice place to work with windows and congenial colleagues (more on them later), except Vivian has a history. She writes under a dark cloud — and was forced to turn down an apparently better, new job than her Manhattan staff writer position — after she reported a story about teenager making millions off the stock market, which turned out to be false. She had to return to the magazine in shame, while her editor apparently suffered no career consequences, and in fact, in the way of men, got promoted. 

Though this part is actually kind of true — in 2014, Pressler reported a fake claim, which New York Magazine published then publicly apologized for — it feels, in the way that truth is often stranger than fiction, implausible. That Vivian would believe and publish such a lie. That a weird listicle would continue to haunt her career, and that her desk at work would be pushed to the far corner like a child being punished in school. 

The fake claim shame takes up a lot of space in the series, in a way that starts to feel self-indulgent, a desperate attempt to make Vivian sympathetic and align her with Anna. In real life, Pressler bounced back pretty quickly with the whole “Hustlers” movie thing.

But Vivian has something to prove, I guess, and she’s not going to be content with the #metoo story her editors assign, for a reason that she doesn’t spell out until quite late in the show (and it’s not much of a reason). No, she’s going to interrupt her bosses in a meeting and demand to be assigned a different story. 

This is not the way to earn the respect of your editors. This is also not the way for a character to endear themselves to an audience. 

Vivian is supposed to be our everywoman. Anna (Julia Garner) calls out how disheveled she looks all the time, and makes mean girl comments about the weight of Vivian, who is pregnant. 

But Vivian’s behavior is far from relatable. And as a journalist, it’s ethically questionable, at best. As the New York Times writes, “For a show that includes a reporter among its producers, the writers pay little attention to what true or at least ethical reporting looks like.” And it’s not only any reporter-producer here, but the one who wrote the New York Magazine story in the first place, Pressler. 

Journalist Vivian is a bad employee. And not in the Erin Brockovich, going to get to the bottom of this injustice way. But bad in the way of: She disregards her work assignments and lies about where she is during the work day. She lies to get in to visit Anna at Rikers, pretending she’s not on a media visit (because it takes too long to get approval) but a personal one. She manipulates the outcome of Anna’s trial by convincing the young woman not to take a plea bargain. And she does so because it’s better for Vivian’s own story.

In a wildly implausible move, Vivian basically joins Anna’s defense team, cataloguing evidence and pleading to Anna’s beleaguered lawyer (Arian Moayed): “Let me be part of the team.” He makes some questionable moves himself, like allowing Vivian to riffle through the discovery documents, and the two become unlikely, close friends. It’s not cute. It’s disturbing, though perhaps the reddest of red flags comes when Anna demands that Vivian buy her underwear. And Vivian does. She also lends Anna her own dress to wear when Anna goes on trial. 

There are other fallacies about journalism in this show that stars a journalist. The offices of Manhattan magazine are giant, filled with a happy, huge staff that has apparently never seen the layoffs that ravaged much of the journalism industry. Staffers seem to write about a story a month each. Vivian has weeks upon weeks to write her story, and when she’s given even more time to write, my partner — who is also a journalist — and I burst into raucous laughter.

Not only does Vivian have infinite time to write a single story, she has a whole team behind her — literally — in the best part of the show, the writers of the so-called Scriberia. After the whole published-a-lie thing, Vivian was banished to a cubicle at the end of the newsroom, where her neighbors are older writers played by Anna Deavere Smith as Maud, Jeff Perry as Lou and Terry Kinney as Barry.

In other words, the dream team. 

I’d like to be assigned to Scriberia, please, because that seems like a winning group of colleagues. They are supportive, good-natured and wise, pumping her up — and doing a lot of her work for her, including the grunt work of research for her own article. Again, writers at Manhattan do not have enough to do, and possibly the magazine should consider downsizing. 

But please, keep the so-called old timers of Scriberia, the only big, beating heart in a show that can feel pretty cold. Lou is unflaggingly supportive, even to the point of following Vivian into the restroom to make sure she’s all right. Maud is practical but comforting, like a reporter aunt. Barry provides the humor, but also, the deep research. Like Anna, Vivian is not a very good friend to these loving friends who actually stick by her; she talks often of leaving them at the first opportunity for her own corner office.


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Recently, when I filed multiple stories in a day, including an intense one, I just kept thinking of Scriberia. How much I wished I had a Lou to lift the pages as I printed them, to read supportively behind me. A Barry to do research. A Maud to cheer me on. 

It’s strange to feel nostalgic for the late 2010’s — but this show is pre-pandemic (and it feels innocent) when we might have all worked together in that office. Had a reason to get dressed and leave the house in the morning. Had colleagues to think through stories and give pep talks in the women’s restroom. 

Nothing is more lonely than writing. And team Scriberia’s support extends to that most unlikely circumstance, as any working mom will tell you: support of Vivian through her pregnancy and into early motherhood. 

Not a lot of “Inventing Anna” seems real, so a fantastical view of motherhood should come as no surprise. Having a newborn while reporting in the field doesn’t faze Vivian, but not much does, including trying to do her job responsibly. Or, you know, correctly.

Unlike Erin Brockovich. Vivian is not fighting for the greater good. She’s fighting for her own article while pretending to fight for the life of a young woman, who isn’t the most sympathetic, either. With her splashy magazine story, in a way, Vivian invents Anna. But the show invents an idea of a journalist too, one who is unscrupulous and not worth Scriberia’s support.

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How Joe Rogan became podcasting’s Goliath

Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan is caught in a spiral of controversies.

It began when “The Joe Rogan Experience” hosted COVID-19 vaccine skeptic Robert Malone and a number of musicians pulled their music off of Spotify in protest. It has continued with Rogan apologizing for using racial slurs in past years, which prompted the streaming service to remove scores of his old episodes from the streaming platform.

Given the thousands of hours of content that Rogan has produced, the scrutiny is unlikely to stop there. As we argue in our forthcoming book, Rogan’s podcast has long promoted right-wing comedy and libertarian political voices, including some who trade quite gleefully in racism and misogyny.

However, what makes Rogan’s rise particularly important is that it goes beyond the standard partisan political battling that Americans have grown accustomed to in social and broadcast media.

Rogan is not just a purveyor of right-wing ideologies. He is also someone who has built an empire by introducing these ideas – and a wide range of others – to listeners from across the political spectrum. His truly unique skill is drawing in from that spectrum a massive, young, largely male audience that advertisers highly covet.

Ideological whiplash

When the Federal Communications Commission introduced the Fairness Doctrine in 1949, radio and television broadcasters were required to present controversial ideas in a manner that reflected multiple perspectives. However, the combination of cable television, niche consumer targeting and President Ronald Reagan’s deregulatory FCC succeeded in toppling the mandate.

By 1987, conservative talk radio figures such as Rush Limbaugh embraced fully partisan approaches to content creation and audience accumulation. Ignoring their political opponents as potential listeners, they veered further and further to the right, garnering an increasingly homogeneous audience whom advertisers could easily target.

Later, as Fox News’ popularity and reach grew, it took a similar tack, promoting conservative media personalities like Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson and Greg Gutfeld to preach to the right-wing choir.

Today, some conservative voices such as Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder take this logic a technological step further, embracing the silo-ing effects of social media algorithms to connect with those users most likely to engage with and disseminate their content. Although such figures certainly offend those who disagree with them, their place in the mediasphere is well-established and mostly ignored by opponents.

Rogan, by contrast, is prone to ideological whiplash.

Initially, he supported Bernie Sanders for president in 2020. Then he flipped to Donald Trump. He interviews and asks open-ended questions to figures ranging from staunchly left-leaning voices such as Cornel West and Michael Pollan to right-wing charlatans including Stefan Molyneux and Alex Jones.

There is no political commonality among these people. But there is a demographic connection. For one, they are all men, as are the vast majority of guests on “The Joe Rogan Experience.”

They are also provocative guests that appeal to young people and particularly young men, a group that is notoriously difficult to aggregate, often has disposable income and has a tendency to believe that mainstream political ideas don’t reflect their own.

While Fox News sells politics to TV watchers, Rogan sells a sense of edgy authenticity to podcast listeners. His blend of comedy and controversy certainly has political implications, but from his perspective, it isn’t politics. It’s demographics.

Spotify’s main attraction

Rogan’s economic model of accumulating young male listeners, who make up a good chunk of his 11 million listeners per episode, is particularly powerful in today’s fractured media environment.

Rogan is, for worse and for better, a true outlier in the world of contemporary talk media. Most political and many comedy podcasts employ the business model of finding an ideological space, connecting via cross-promotion and guest selection with similar shows, and allowing the algorithms of social media to drive traffic their way.

“The Joe Rogan Experience” takes this idea and pulls it in multiple, contradictory directions. Media figures left and right have – until now, at least – coveted opportunities to appear on the show. Once a comedian or podcaster has saturated their own political space, Rogan offers a chance to win over new converts and, in principle, have a discussion that breaks free of partisan constraints. For many Rogan fans, this breadth of discussion and freedom from norms is the heart of the show.

Rogan, however, is far from a neutral host of a new public sphere. His feigned naiveté is all too often a cover to promote edgy, offensive and irresponsible theories that appeal to his audience’s self-styled suspicion of authority.

He pushes the boundaries of political discourse by “just asking questions,” but then hides behind his background as just a comedian to distance himself from any undesirable repercussions.

Spotify, like other streaming services, is primarily built on a wide range of content creators, each of whom attracts a small, dedicated audience, but none of whom are, on their own, particularly powerful.

Rogan is the closest thing to a mass cultural product to be found in the podcast world. He is also one of the only names in podcasting big enough to garner headlines, good or bad. For a company like Spotify trying to boost subscriptions, Rogan’s cross-partisan, youthful, mass appeal is very hard to resist.

Rogan’s recent apologies, however, prove that he is not impervious to pressure. We suspect Spotify will try to thread the needle: covering up Rogan’s penchant for misinformation and offensive provocation just enough to meet the minimum standard of acceptable corporate citizenship without tarnishing the comedian’s brand and demographic appeal.

Matt Sienkiewicz, Associate Professor of Communication and International Studies, Boston College and Nick Marx, Associate Professor of Film and Media Studies, Colorado State University

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Medical boards pressured to let it slide when doctors spread Covid misinformation

Tennessee’s Board of Medical Examiners unanimously adopted in September a statement that said doctors spreading covid misinformation — such as suggesting that vaccines contain microchips — could jeopardize their license to practice.

“I’m very glad that we’re taking this step,” Dr. Stephen Loyd, the panel’s vice president, said at the time. “If you’re spreading this willful misinformation, for me it’s going to be really hard to do anything other than put you on probation or take your license for a year. There has to be a message sent for this. It’s not OK.”

The board’s statement was posted on a government website.

But before any physicians could be reprimanded for spreading falsehoods about covid-19 vaccines or treatments, Republican lawmakers threatened to disband the medical board.

The growing tension in Tennessee between conservative lawmakers and the state’s medical board may be the most prominent example in the country. But the Federation of State Medical Boards, which created the language adopted by at least 15 state boards, is tracking legislation introduced by Republicans in at least 14 states that would restrict a medical board’s authority to discipline doctors for their advice on covid.

Dr. Humayun Chaudhry, the federation’s CEO, called it “an unwelcome trend.” The nonprofit association, based in Euless, Texas, says the statement is merely a covid-specific restatement of an existing rule: that doctors who engage in behavior that puts patients at risk could face disciplinary action.

Although doctors have leeway to decide which treatments to provide, the medical boards that oversee them have broad authority over licensing. Often, doctors are investigated for violating guidelines on prescribing high-powered drugs. But physicians are sometimes punished for other “unprofessional conduct.” In 2013, Tennessee’s board fined U.S. Rep. Scott DesJarlais for separately having sexual relations with two female patients more than a decade earlier.

Still, stopping doctors from sharing unsound medical advice has proved challenging. Even defining misinformation has been difficult. And during the pandemic, resistance from some state legislatures is complicating the effort.

A relatively small group of physicians peddle covid misinformation, but many of them associate with America’s Frontline Doctors. Its founder, Dr. Simone Gold, has claimed patients are dying from covid treatments, not the virus itself. Dr. Sherri Tenpenny said in a legislative hearing in Ohio that the covid vaccine could magnetize patients. Dr. Stella Immanuel has pushed hydroxychloroquine as a covid cure in Texas, although clinical trials showed that it had no benefit. None of them agreed to requests for comment.

The Texas Medical Board fined Immanuel $500 for not informing a patient of the risks associated with using hydroxychloroquine as an off-label covid treatment.

In Tennessee, state lawmakers called a special legislative session in October to address covid restrictions, and Republican Gov. Bill Lee signed a sweeping package of bills that push back against pandemic rules. One included language directed at the medical board’s recent covid policy statement, making it more difficult for the panel to investigate complaints about physicians’ advice on covid vaccines or treatments.

In November, Republican state Rep. John Ragan sent the medical board a letter demanding that the statement be deleted from the state’s website. Ragan leads a legislative panel that had raised the prospect of defunding the state’s health department over its promotion of covid vaccines to teens.

Among his demands, Ragan listed 20 questions he wanted the medical board to answer in writing, including why the misinformation “policy” was proposed nearly two years into the pandemic, which scholars would determine what constitutes misinformation, and how was the “policy” not an infringement on the doctor-patient relationship.

“If you fail to act promptly, your organization will be required to appear before the Joint Government Operations Committee to explain your inaction,” Ragan wrote in the letter, obtained by KHN and Nashville Public Radio.

In response to a request for comment, Ragan said that “any executive agency, including Board of Medical Examiners, that refuses to follow the law is subject to dissolution.”

He set a deadline of Dec. 7.

In Florida, a Republican-sponsored bill making its way through the state legislature proposes to ban medical boards from revoking or threatening to revoke doctors’ licenses for what they say unless “direct physical harm” of a patient occurred. If the publicized complaint can’t be proved, the board could owe a doctor up to $1.5 million in damages.

Although Florida’s medical board has not adopted the Federation of State Medical Boards’ covid misinformation statement, the panel has considered misinformation complaints against physicians, including the state’s surgeon general, Dr. Joseph Ladapo.

Chaudhry said he’s surprised just how many covid-related complaints are being filed across the country. Often, boards do not publicize investigations before a violation of ethics or standards is confirmed. But in response to a survey by the federation in late 2021, two-thirds of state boards reported an increase in misinformation complaints. And the federation said 12 boards had taken action against a licensed physician.

“At the end of the day, if a physician who is licensed engages in activity that causes harm, the state medical boards are the ones that historically have been set up to look into the situation and make a judgment about what happened or didn’t happen,” Chaudhry said. “And if you start to chip away at that, it becomes a slippery slope.”

The Georgia Composite Medical Board adopted a version of the federation’s misinformation guidance in early November and has been receiving 10 to 20 complaints each month, said Dr. Debi Dalton, the chairperson. Two months in, no one had been sanctioned.

Dalton said that even putting out a misinformation policy leaves some “gray” area. Generally, physicians are expected to follow the “consensus,” rather than “the newest information that pops up on social media,” she said.

“We expect physicians to think ethically, professionally, and with the safety of patients in mind,” Dalton said.

A few physician groups are resisting attempts to root out misinformation, including the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, known for its stands against government regulation.

Some medical boards have opted against taking a public stand against misinformation.

The Alabama Board of Medical Examiners discussed signing on to the federation’s statement, according to the minutes from an October meeting. But after debating the potential legal ramifications in a private executive session, the board opted not to act.

In Tennessee, the Board of Medical Examiners met on the day Ragan had set as the deadline and voted to remove the misinformation statement from its website to avoid being called into a legislative hearing. But then, in late January, the board decided to stick with the policy — although it did not republish the statement online immediately — and more specifically defined misinformation, calling it “content that is false, inaccurate or misleading, even if spread unintentionally.”

Board members acknowledged they would likely get more pushback from lawmakers but said they wanted to protect their profession from interference.

“Doctors who are putting forth good evidence-based medicine deserve the protection of this board so they can actually say, ‘Hey, I’m in line with this guideline, and this is a source of truth,'” said Dr. Melanie Blake, the board’s president. “We should be a source of truth.”

The medical board was looking into nearly 30 open complaints related to covid when its misinformation statement came down from its website. As of early February, no Tennessee physician had faced disciplinary action.

A 4-ingredient salted butter caramel sauce to slather on everything

The French sure have some given the world some really great ideas. Cinema. The handbag. The hot air balloon. Salty, buttery, caramel that you can squeeze.

While visiting friends in Paris recently, my eyes immediately fell to an inconspicuous item on their kitchen counter — a tube of something called Regliat Caramel Spread. It appeared on the table for dinner one night soon after, when we had a perfect meal: hard cider and crepes slathered in caramel. 

Regliat promises that its spread is “for gourmets, or for sports enthusiasts looking for a quick source of energy.” Sure, you could eat it because you’re . . . a sports enthusiast. If you’re not of a particularly athletic bent, however, I’m here to say that a big dollop of caramel is also perfect for anyone whose Continental tastes run toward Biscoff and Nutella.

France takes its caramel very seriously. Its preferred version comes from Brittany, where the confection originated and where it excels. Back home in New York, I can come close with my own intensely deep, rich, homemade version. Best of all, it only takes four ingredients and 15 minutes to make.

David Lebovitz’s recipe is perfection — just heed his advice that “the trick is to get the caramel base as dark as possible in step 2, close to burnt, but not quite.” Don’t be shy with the salt, either — the crunch is essential. I also like to add a hit of good balsamic vinegar for a surprise kick, but it’s entirely optional.

RELATED: From café au lait to cocktails, David Lebovitz offers a master class in French drinking culture

Use this as you would any delicious, sweet spread. You can pour it warm over fruit or ice cream, spoon it into your morning oatmeal or drizzle it as an irresistible topping for cake. Or you can just smear it on crusty bread for the easiest, Frenchest snack possible — a taste of Paris wherever you are.

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Recipe: Salted Butter Caramel Sauce
Inspired by David Lebovitz and Garlic & Zest

Yields
cups
Prep Time
5 minutes
Cook Time
 10 minutes

Ingredients

  • 6 tablespoons salted butter 
  • 3/4 cup white granulated sugar
  • 1 cup heavy cream, room temperature
  • 1 teaspoon flaky sea salt 
  • Optional: 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract or 1 teaspoon balsamic vinegar

 

Directions

  1. Over medium heat, add the butter and sugar to a large saucepan or pot.
  2. Let the butter and sugar melt together, stirring often with a wooden spoon. It takes a few minutes for everything to get smooth and incorporated — don’t give up!
  3. When the mixture is a rich brown, remove from the heat.
  4. Slowly pour in the cream, stirring constantly, until smooth. Be careful: It may bubble and sputter.
  5. Mix in the salt, and vanilla or balsamic vinegar, if using. Serve warm, or let cool and store in the refrigerator up to 2 weeks.

Cook’s Notes

If you want to go full French, pick up some butter by Isigny Ste Mère.


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“The Girl Before” ending explained: What happens to Jane?

The Girl Before,” HBO Max’s latest mystery thriller, twists and turns right up until its end. The limited series takes viewers through four episodes worth of suspense as it slowly reveals who killed Emma.

For the majority of the show, it seems like the killer is obviously Edward Monkford. The architect is suspected of killing his wife and child by one of his employees. Simon, Emma’s ex-boyfriend, told Jane that he believes Edward killed her, too.

Edward is a principled man with a rigid set of beliefs and living standards. It’s why his house on One Folgate Street has rules that the tenants must follow to the letter. Emma was chaotic and the antithesis of Edward. The two dated but they weren’t a pair that could work long term.

It also didn’t help matters that it’s through Jane’s relationship with the architect that we find out Edward has an obsessive need for patterned behavior. He dated both Jane and Emma because they resemble his wife. He asked them out in the exact same way, took them to the exact same locations, bought identical dresses and necklaces, and departed to Berlin in nearly the exact same manner.

To say his behavior was unsettling would be an understatement, however, Jane still didn’t immediately jump to a definitive conclusion that Edward murdered Emma. She wanted answers, and she confronted him about it. She needed to considering her pregnancy.

It turns out, Jane was right to question the validity of Edward being responsible for Emma’s death. He didn’t kill her, and Jane finds that out in the middle of dinner with Simon.

Who killed Emma in “The Girl Before”?

With all that’s going on in “The Girl Before,” Simon gets a bit lost in the shuffle as a suspect. He comes off as a grieving ex. Someone who loved Emma and is angry that the man responsible is still walking around free. But as the series continues, it becomes clear that Edward isn’t the only one who has an obsession. Simon does, too, and it’s centered on Emma.

His heartbreak over their break-up is understandable. His desire to keep the woman he loves safe when a burglar is out to harm her for falsely accusing him of rape makes sense. Simon switching the name on his contact number in Emma’s phone to Edward doesn’t. Neither does texting her to test whether she’d give Edward another chance when she wouldn’t give him one.

The reality of Emma’s indifference toward his romantic feelings sets Simon off. It’s not narcissism or ego, it’s toxic possessiveness and idealism. He not only needed Emma to remain perfect, as in perfect for him, but he also needed to be the one to take care of her.

Emma rejecting him as a life partner sent Simon spiraling and his anger over the situation led to a physical altercation that resulted in him pushing her down the stairs. That’s how she was killed, and Simon’s been covering it up and blaming Edward for her death this entire time.

Does Jane die in “The Girl Before”?

Jane finds this out from the man himself after she invites him to dinner. It’s meant to be a friendly gesture, but Simon takes it as an opportunity to ask Jane out. She gently lets him down, but the rejection triggers his anger. They get into a verbal and then physical altercation just like the one between him and Emma, however, this time it’s Simon who tumbles down the steps and dies. Thankfully, Jane survives.

Does Jane get an abortion in “The Girl Before”?

Due to her previous pregnancy which resulted in a stillbirth, Jane wasn’t sure she wanted to move forward with carrying another child. However, after she received answers about why her daughter Isabel died in the womb, Jane’s self-blame centered grief dissipated

Edward’s reaction to being told they’re expecting wasn’t ideal, but Jane still sought his opinion on what to do even in the midst of concern over his relationship with Emma and who could have killed her, if anyone.

In the final episode of the series, after Simon is dealt with, Jane and Edward head to a clinic. Obviously, Jane is set to have an abortion. Edward even says that they’ll have a child when they’re ready, giving the impression that he’s open to the idea of raising a child together in the future. But, given Jane’s history, her decision not to get an abortion isn’t surprising.

Do Jane and Edward stay together in “The Girl Before”?

Jane wrote Edward a letter to let him know that she intends to keep their child and leaves it with a nurse to give to him once she’s left the clinic.

She believes he can be a good father one day but first he must get professional help, and she can’t wait for him to do what he needs to do to get healthy. Jane puts herself first but leaves the door open for Edward to return to her life one day. She thinks what they went through, and the reality of their child, is the wake up call Edward needs.

Our last shot of Edward is him in therapy and our last scene with Jane is her greeting their son, Toby. The camera pans to a wall with the framed footprints belonging to Toby and Isabel. While Jane and Edward aren’t together, it’s clear there’s a future for them if they both want it down the line.

All four episodes of “The Girl Before” are available to stream now on HBO Max.

Covid-recovered patients are seeing a huge rise in heart-related issues

Even a mild case of COVID-19 can increase a person’s risk of having a serious cardiovascular event — like stroke or heart failure — within a year after infection.

That’s according to an open-access study involving more than 11 million people published earlier this month in Nature Medicine. The study, conducted by researchers at the Veterans Health Administration (VA) St. Louis Health Care System and Washington University in St. Louis, pulled data from patients at 1,255 health care facilities across the U.S. The authors zeroed in on 153,760 veterans who tested positive for COVID-19 between March 1, 2020 and January 15, 2021 and survived at least 30 days after the infection. Then, they put together a comparison group of 5.6 million veterans from the same timeframe who didn’t test positive for COVID-19, and a second control group of more than 5.9 million people who sought VA care in 2017.

“We’ve known for a while that COVID-19 is the acute phase of the disease, and in the first 30 days of disease, some people can have heart attacks and blood clots and several complications . . .  but what we didn’t know is really what happens to people with COVID-19 over the longer term,” said Dr. Ziyad Al-Aly, the study’s lead author and Chief of Research and Development at the VA St. Louis healthcare system. “What happens to them? Six months down the road, eight months down the road, even up to a year down the road?”

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What Al-Aly and his colleagues found was even a mild COVID-19 infection increased a person’s risk of having cardiovascular problems — including heart rhythm irregularities, potentially deadly clots in the legs and lungs, heart failure, heart attack and stroke, within a year after being infected.

“That means it’s likely that for every 100 people with COVID, there are four people who will develop some major cardiovascular event as a result of COVID up to a year out of the infection,” Al-Aly said. “People say ‘oh 4 percent, what’s the big deal?’ Well, many millions of people in the US have had COVID and that translates into many people in the U.S. who are either having or will have serious heart problems, and I think that’s really that’s really profound.”

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), there have been 77.1 million cases of COVID-19 in the U.S. as of February 9, 2022. More disconcertingly, the researchers found that people who were infected with COVID-19 faced a 72% higher risk of heart failure, 63 % higher risk for a heart attack, and 52 percent for a stroke, compared to those who didn’t test positive.

Notably, 99.7% of infected veterans studied were unvaccinated; therefore, the paper doesn’t address whether long-term cardiovascular problems may occur after breakthrough infections in vaccinated people.


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The results of the paper have shocked other researchers in the field.

“Stunning … worse than I expected, for sure,” Eric Topol, a cardiologist at Scripps Research, told Science magazine. “All of these are very serious disorders. … If anybody ever thought that COVID was like the flu, this should be one of the most powerful data sets to point out it’s not.”

But could other factors be at play that increased the risk in the individuals who were monitored in the study?

Al-Aly told Salon that researchers were careful to control for such factors.

“We took people who had COVID-19 and followed them for a year and compared them to people who had similar characteristics, but did not get COVID-19,” Al-Aly says. “We adjusted for age and race and sex and all the other things, obesity and diabetes and all of that.” In the end, Al-Aly says that the increased risk of heart disease is attributable solely to COVID-19. 

As Topol alluded to, this study adds to a body of evidence that COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, is not like a mild flu or cold. Rather, in many ways it resembles a cardiovascular disease; as Salon previously reported, research from 2020 suggested that the coronavirus may be a blood vessel disease in addition to a respiratory infection.

“In certain individuals COVID appears to trigger an inflammatory response that increases the risk for cardiovascular disease,” said Dr. Amesh Adalja, a senior scholar at the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security. Adalja said there was clear evidence that “systemic inflammation” of the kind caused by COVID-19 can “negatively impact the cardiovascular system.” 

More researchers and doctors are starting to come around to the idea that COVID-19 isn’t merely a respiratory disease, or a cardiovascular disease, but instead a systemic one that affects multiple systems in the body. Indeed, there have even been cases of patients developing diabetes after a Covid infection.

“It’s a systemic virus that can actually result in long-term manifestations on multiple organ systems,” including the heart and kidneys, Al-Aly said. “It’s important for people to start thinking about COVID-19 being a risk factor for a serious cardiovascular event.”

Al-Aly added that while diabetes is generally noted as a higher risk for a heart attack or stroke, the same should be true for people who have survived COVID-19.

“A history with COVID is certainly a cardiovascular risk factor, and I think people need to start thinking about it from that angle,” Al-Aly said.

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Alec Baldwin sued over “Rust” shooting, had allegedly turned down training for gun draw

The family of the cinematographer who died after an accidental shooting on the set of the movie “Rust” is seeking justice.

On Tuesday, Halyna Hutchins’ family sued actor Alec Baldwin and the “Rust” producers for wrongful death, reports the AP. The lawsuit is filed in New Mexico in the name of Hutchins’ husband Matthew and their son, Andros.

In a video recreating the shoooting presented in Los Angeles on Tuesday, lawyers outlined the case against Baldwin, who on Oct. 21 had wielded the gun that shot and killed Hutchins and wounded director Joel Souza on the Western film.

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Among the concerns raised were that Baldwin had turned down training for the specific kind of gun draw that he performed when he shot Hutchins. In addition, it’s unclear why a real gun was being used in the first place since according to the industry standards cited in the video, that setup – which was to prepare for filming – called for the use of a rubber or similar prop gun.

Baldwin, who was also a producer on the film, claims that Hutchins had asked him to point the gun at her, and it went off on its own.

“I didn’t pull the trigger,” Baldwin said. “I would never point a gun at anyone and pull the trigger at them. Never.” The actor says he hadn’t been aware that live rounds were in the gun and has been cooperating with the ongoing investigation.

The accident has prompted other lawsuits as well. The film’s script supervisor and its lead camera operator filed lawsuits over the trauma they experienced from standing a few feet away from Hutchins when she was shot. Armorer Hannah Gutierrez Reed, who was named as a defendant in those lawsuits, also fired a lawsuit claiming that an ammunition supplier had included live rounds in a box that was supposed to only have dummy rounds.

Before the shooting, union crew members had raised concerns about safety issues on set, including three accidental discharges of prop guns. The morning of the shooting, several members of the camera crew had resigned due to safety concerns.

 

Right-wing media’s latest “bombshell” — the Durham report — is a nothingburger

Right-wing media is having a tizzy about the apparent lack of mainstream coverage around an alleged – and highly dubious – scandal that former president Donald Trump was being spied on by the Hillary Clinton campaign back in 2016. 

The conservative furor centers on a court filing by John H. Durham, the Trump-era special counsel probing Russia’s 2016 election interference. 

On Friday, Durham filed a pretrial motion alleging that Michael A. Sussmann, a cybersecurity prosecutor, lied about his connections to the Clinton campaign in a September 2016 meeting with the FBI in which Sussmann provided testimony about Trump’s alleged ties with Russia. These alleged ties, according to The Washington Post, involved “possible evidence of a secret communications channel between computer servers associated with the Trump Organization and with Alfa Bank, a Kremlin-linked financial institution.”

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The motion also claims that in February 2017, Sussman told the FBI that one of his own clients, technology executive Rodney Joffe – whose company apparently maintained internet-related servers for the White House at one point – “exploited” his access to these servers to dig up dirt on Trump. 

Even though Durham never directly said in his motion that Clinton coordinated a campaign to “spy” on Trump through Joffe, The New York Times noted, conservatives have been quick to draw such conclusions, accusing liberal media of being biased for not covering the alleged scandal. 


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“The press refuses to even mention the major crime that took place,” Mr. Trump said in a statement on Monday. “This in itself is a scandal, the fact that a story so big, so powerful and so important for the future of our nation is getting zero coverage from LameStream, is being talked about all over the world.”

“We now know that the Clinton campaign paid a tech firm to infiltrate the servers at Trump Tower and then later infiltrate the servers at the Trump White House, in other words, illegally spying on a presidential candidate,” Fox News Sean Hannity said on Monday. “The goal [was to] fabricate evidence that President Trump was a Russian asset. 

“This is far worse than Watergate,” he added. 

Fox News on Tuesday also noted the amount of media coverage the alleged scandal had thus far received by ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, CNN, and MSNBC. According to Fox News Research, all of these channels have respectively dedicated “0 minutes.”

While there may be reason to investigate Sussmann, there is still little basis to believe that Joffe’s work was part of a grand scheme to smear Trump.

As the Times’ Charlie Savage noted, the White House data allegedly “mined” from the White House was targeted before Trump took office.

Additionally, the incitement alleges that Joffe’s company “had come to access and maintain dedicated servers for the EOP [Executive Office of the President] as part of a sensitive arrangement whereby it provided DNS resolution services to the EOP.” So if Joffe’s firm did record the web addresses of White House users, the Post’s Glenn Kessler noted, then that may have simply been part of a pre-arranged contract rather than a politically-motivated breach of conduct.

A first for Sandy Hook families: Remington gunmaker must pay $75 million

Remington Arms Co. came to a settlement with the families of nine gun violence victims who lost their lives at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012, marking the first time a gun manufacturer will be held legally responsible for a mass shooting in the U.S.

The families will be paid $73 million by Remington, who made the Bushmaster AR-15-style rifle used in the killing of 20 first graders and six educators. 

A federal law established in 2005 prevents gun manufactures from being held responsible for the death of gun violence victims. The case took a different angle, holding Remington liable for its marketing strategy, reports CNNRemington will release documents from the lawsuit showing how their gun marketing targeted young, at-risk males. Remington has long claimed that marketing had no connections to the shooting. 

The company was originally sued in 2015 by the victims’ families and has since gone bankrupt from a myriad of lawsuits and restrictions following the shooting in Newton. Four of the companies’ insurers will be responsible for the payout. 

“This victory should serve as a wake up call not only to the gun industry, but also the insurance and banking companies that prop it up. For the gun industry, it’s time to stop recklessly marketing all guns to all people for all uses and instead ask how marketing can lower risk rather than court it,” said Josh Koskoff, a lawyer for the plaintiffs for the Chicago Tribune.

The decision comes the day after the fourth anniversary of the Parkland shooting at the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Florida, which left 14 students and three staff members dead.

On Monday, President Biden urged Congress to act against gun violence. Of the families, advocates, lawyers, and all those working to end mass shootings in America, the President said, “Together, this extraordinary movement is making sure that the voices of victims and survivors and responsible gun owners are louder than the voices of gun manufacturers and the National Rifle Association.”

Don’t nurse that Moscow Mule — it could be a health hazard

HELENA, Mont. — The popular cocktail known as the Moscow mule supposedly gets some of its flavor from the frosty copper mug it’s served in — the shiny metal oxidizes slightly and enhances the drink’s aroma and effervescence.

Flavor, however, is not the only thing the copper cup imparts. A study published in the January/February issue of the Journal of Environmental Health found that copper leaches into the drink made of ginger beer, lime juice, and vodka. In a little under half an hour, the copper levels rise higher than the safety standard set for drinking water.

A drink or two is not toxic, said one of the study’s authors, Carroll College associate chemistry professor Caroline Pharr. “Acute copper toxicity is very unlikely,” she said. “For that, you would need to drink 30 Moscow mules in a 24-hour period.”

After 27 minutes, the amount of copper leaching into the cup exceeds the 1.3 parts per million of copper that the Environmental Protection Agency sets as a safe level for drinking water.

The culprit? “Ginger beer seems to be the main driver in the leaching effect,” said John Rowley, an author of the study and an associate professor of chemistry at Carroll, a Catholic university in Helena.

To avoid a coppery mule, Pharr recommends using a copper mug lined with stainless steel. Or make sure to down the mule in less than 27 minutes.

The idea of testing copper levels in the cocktail came to Pharr at a backyard gathering where Moscow mules were being served. “A friend said, ‘Don’t drink that — it leaches copper,'” she said. A discussion ensued. “I said, ‘I can figure out if that is true,'” she said. “It turns out that no one had ever quantified how much it was leaching.”

The researchers’ base in Montana is not just any serving drinks in a copper mug — the malleable metal plays a major role in the state’s history. The mining town of Butte — 70 miles south of Helena — was nicknamed the Richest Hill on Earth because of the massive copper lode inside the hill upon which it was founded. The city was built with that wealth. Copper is still mined there, and some of it likely winds up in the copper mugs sold around the world for Moscow mules.

A bartender at Spud McGee’s cocktail lounge in Butte, not far from the city’s famed open pit mine, said she doesn’t serve that many Moscow mules. “We’re not really too worried about it honestly,” Amelia Hartwell said. “And we haven’t had any complaints about our Moscow mules.”

At On Broadway, a Helena restaurant, owner Patrick Cassidy said Moscow mules are a popular cocktail and in December the restaurant sold an average of 17 a day. He said he’s thought about the possible effects from the copper. “But if someone comes in for drinks with dinner, they are only likely to have two or three,” he said. “But I have help who drink from copper cups all day, and I plan to caution them.”

What happens now that her study has been published, Pharr said, is up to health officials. “We’ve given them the tools to decide how to proceed,” she said.

Concerns have been expressed about the copper mugs before. In 2017, Iowa said the copper mugs could not be used for Moscow mules because the FDA’s Food Code advised against food or drink with a pH of less than 6.0 — which are more acidic — from coming into contact with copper. The pH of a Moscow mule is 2.7.

Ingesting copper is not entirely bad. It’s a matter of degree — copper is a necessary dietary ingredient. It’s found in shellfish, beans, nuts, and whole grains and sold in dietary supplements. It’s been shown to help prevent anemia and osteoporosis, among other ailments.

The research at Carroll was done with nine students over three semesters. Scientific protocols were carefully followed, Rowley said, and no one quaffed mules until the research was over. “We did drink Moscow mules at the end-of-the-semester party,” Rowley said.

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Bourbon barrel-aged beers are peak winter vibes

Barrel-aged beers are popular right now: Fans stand outside of some breweries the day before a bottle release for the chance to snag the special, and often limited, liquid. Some collectors may try to buy them online in sales that sell out in seconds. Many breweries require patrons to enter a lottery for a chance to buy releases to make it a little fairer. A majority of these 12- to 25-ounce beers sell for $20 to $100 a bottle, and end up reselling for hundreds or even $1,000 on secondary markets.

But it wasn’t always like this. Back when Chicago’s Goose Island entered one of its first batches of Bourbon County Brand Stout — the beer that kickstarted the barrel-aged stout style — into the Great American Beer Festival in 1995, the competition didn’t even have a category the beer could enter. Since then, it’s grown into a yearly release where everyone is excited to see just what Goose Island does next with its popular series.

Today, thanks to Bourbon County, places like Toppling Goliath are keen on releasing bigger and bolder barrel-aged beers. Stout remains the most popular beer style to rest in barrels, and brewers and fans have Goose Island to credit.

“It was really mind-blowing to try even back at that time,” Toppling Goliath head brewer Mike Saboe said of Bourbon County Brand Stout’s first commercial release in the fall of 2005. “It got my gears going. I was brewing at home and working on different styles. It really got me thinking on how you can have a beer come together in that way.”

“People regionally knew how great Bourbon County was. It was a trailblazer,” AJ Platt, current brewer at Toppling Goliath and former Goose Island server and brewer, said. “They [Goose Island] still do a lot of really cool R&D and creative stuff that you see with the variants every year. They push the boundaries on creating new variants for bourbon barrel-aged beers. A lot of breweries are now doing that in their own capacity, but everyone is still looking back to see what Goose Island is releasing. In some sense, it’s still a standard.”

Accordingly, you can find a number of breweries releasing barrel-aged stouts, wheatwines, barleywines, or strong ales each months. And brewers don’t stop there: vanilla beans, cacao nibs, coffee beans, coconut, and more find their way into these thick, boozy concoctions. The experimentation has only gotten bolder in recent years.

“We used different ingredients outside the norm for us to bring those together,” Saboe said when asked about two beers: a barrel-aged Apple Cinnamon Strudel and barrel-aged Maple Granola. Saboe said Toppling Goliath will come out with more “outside of the box” beers next year. “We tried some of those things: breakfast cereals, cakes. Say we want to emulate a certain flavor or make a s’mores type of thing. Or marshmallow characters. We don’t like to use marshmallows or marshmallow fluff. We like to use vanilla beans for the mouthfeel and flavor so you can perceive it to be more marshmallow than marshmallow can be.”

With such an array of flavors and ways to make these stouts truly unique, surely there’s a barrel-aged beer for everyone. Below, we’ve gathered a handful of our favorites: These are the breweries making some of the best barrel-aged beers in the country.

Toppling Goliath Brewing Co., Decorah, Iowa

Kentucky Brunch Brand Stout (KBBS) is one of the highest-rated barrel-aged stouts on the social media platform Untappd. Each time I’ve had KBBS, it has proven time and again why it costs $100 for a 12-ounce bottle and $20 for a four-ounce pour — it’s layered with an intense and unmatched flavor of freshly brewed coffee, small-batch maple syrup, and sweet bourbon.

Toppling Goliath is also known for its yearly Assassin beer. It’s a longtime special-release series that rests in whiskey barrels and is full of dark fruit, caramel bourbon, and hefty cocoa. They’ve even made double barrel, vanilla, and coconut versions of Assassin. Toppling Goliath releases a plethora of other beers at random times of the year, and people have flown in for these special beer events from across the country.

Side Project Brewing Co., Maplewood, Mo.

Some of the hardest-to-acquire barrel-aged stouts come out of Side Project, including Beer : Barrel : Time, a barrel-aged stout that doesn’t use any adjuncts. The Maplewood brewery can coax marshmallow, vanilla, caramel bourbon, toffee, and so many more flavors simply from blending different barrel-aged beers.

Another popular release, Continuance, is made from a blend of imperial stouts, barleywine, and other barrel-aged beers. Side Project has even gotten very experimental with its brand called Shared. A recent release was a barrel-aged stout mimicking the flavors of a churro, and it hit the mark.

Goose Island Brewing Co., Chicago, Ill.

The legendary Chicago brewery still releases its Bourbon County Brand Stout every year. It’s relatively cheap, at $9 to $16 per 16-ounce bottle, and is still in the upper echelon when it comes to showing what combining beer with wood can do. Each year, the brewery also releases several other variants of the beer. Sometimes this might be a wheatwine inspired by caramel candy, a cherry, oat, and brown sugar infused stout, or the recent release that is supposed to taste like cola. Some are harder to find than others, but they are all worth tracking down just to try even once.

Anchorage Brewing Co., Anchorage, Alaska.

People don’t balk at the $100 price tag for a 12.7-ounce bottle of Anchorage’s A Deal With the Devil. This barrel-aged wheatwine first gained notoriety in 2014 with its second batch. Beer fans began finding out that this beer was flowing with caramel, toffee, oak, slight fusel, and sweet boozy notes. A recent release was aged in three different types of barrels and was a huge hit. It is often rested in different bourbon barrels, and even cognac, to see what types of flavors can be infused into the beer. As a bonus, you don’t need to fly to Alaska to try them; the beers are regularly on Tavour. And this past year, Anchorage began releasing several stouts on Tavour, meaning every month or so you had an easier chance of trying the rare elixirs.

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Did trimetazidine help Russia win gold? Experts unsure whether metabolic drug is actually helpful

Controversy surrounding a failed drug test continues to loom over figure skating at the Beijing 2022 Winter Olympics. At the center of the scandal is a heart medication called trimetazidine, prohibited by the World Anti-Doping Agency since 2014; and a 15-year-old Russian figure skater, Kamila Valieva, who shocked the world when she became the first woman to ever land a quadruple jump in the Olympics, doing so twice while competing in the singles free skate portion of the team event.

The young athlete’s accomplishment was later sullied, as delayed lab results indicated the presence of trimetazidine in a sample of the skater’s urine taken in December 2021. Now, the gold her performance helped claim for the Russian Olympic Committee is under scrutiny.

But could trimetazidine really have helped her performance? The answer is not as simple as it may seem.

While trimetazidine is not approved for use in the United States, it has existed as a drug since the 1960s and is often prescribed in other countries. Doctors throughout Asia and Europe prescribe the medication to treat angina pectoris, chest pain caused by reduced blood flow to the heart — typically a result of coronary heart disease. To treat chest angina pectoris, trimetazidine essentially stimulates metabolism of glucose over fatty acids. This process delivers more oxygen to the bloodstream to overcome insufficient blood supply.

The World Anti-Doping Agency lists trimetazidine under metabolic modulators, a group of substances banned at all times — not just during competition. The concern among anti-doping experts is that increased oxygen delivery to the bloodstream may enhance the ability of athletes to train and compete for longer periods of time at higher intensities without getting tired, which would create an advantage for athletes taking the medication.

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Scrutiny over Russian Olympic athletes has been intense in the past decade, largely due to an investigation into the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics which revealed widespread, state-sanctioned doping. The revelations resulted in Russia being banned in 2019 from international competition by the World Anti-Doping Agency for four years, a sentence handed down and subsequently shortened to two years by the Court of Arbitration for Sport. Yet for athletes who had not been involved in the doping program, the sanctions were more symbolic than they were substantive.

At this year’s Olympic Games, Russian athletes competing under the informal Russian team, the Russian Olympic Committee, may miss flying the Russian flag or playing the Russian national anthem until the end of 2022, but little else has changed.

Still, the sanctions in place are a reminder of Russia’s legacy of doping in sports. Coercing or, even more mildly, pressuring a child to use performance-enhancing drugs is hardly a shocking revelation — tragic as it may be.

In an official statement, the Russian Olympic Committee emphasized the fact that both before and after the positive sample, Valieva produced negative test results for the drug on various occasions.

“The Athlete’s sample taken after the European Figure Skating Championships in January 2022, as well as her sample taken during the Olympics, both resulted negative,” the statement read.

Initially, the Russian Anti-Doping Agency issued a provisional suspension of Valieva from international competition following the results of the positive test received from the International Testing Agency on Feb. 8. The World Anti-Doping Agency considers Valieva a “protected person” because she is under 16 years old. This status grants the athlete some clemency in this situation. Following a motion for an expedited appeal by Valieva, the Russian Anti-Doping Agency revoked the suspension, a decision which was challenged by the International Olympic Committee, World Anti-Doping Agency, and International Skating Union in the Court of Arbitration for Sport Ad Hoc, which ultimately dismissed the challenge on Feb. 14, citing the “irreparable harm” a provisional suspension would cause her.

“In the interest of fairness to all athletes and the [National Olympic Committees] concerned, it would not be appropriate to hold the medal ceremony for the figure skating team event during the Olympic Winter Games Beijing 2022 as it would include an athlete who on the one hand has a positive A-sample, but whose violation of the anti-doping rules has not yet been established on the other hand,” read a statement from the International Olympic Committee.


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If further investigation exonerates Valieva, she still stands to leave the Olympics with two gold medals, even though she faces up to a two year suspension. 

Even if Valieva is ultimately found to be in violation of the World Anti-Doping Code, there is not substantial evidence that trimetazidine actually improves performance — at least not among individuals training at the elite level of Olympic athletes. 

According to a February 2021 review of literature published in the Asian Journal of Sports Medicine, no publicly available research has studied the effect of the drug on athletic enhancement among healthy individuals, much less athletes. This does not suggest that athletes do not use trimetazidine to enhance performance, but rather questions the methodology used to categorize prohibited drugs in general.

Sports cardiologist Dr. Benjamin J. Levine, distinguished professor in exercise science at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical School, told The New York Times that it is unlikely trimetazidine could have improved Valieva’s performance.

“The chance that trimetazidine would improve her performance, in my opinion, is zero,” Dr. Levine said. “The only chance would be for it to hurt her.”

Further, trimetazidine commonly causes nausea, vomiting, fatigue, dizziness, and myalgia, muscle pain — none of which are particularly conducive to athletics. Little evidence for benefits of the drug and the potential for adverse effects in conjunction with the lack of other positive tests may indicate that Valieva was indeed exposed to the controlled substance through accidental contact. Regardless, trimetazidine’s potential benefits are limited to times in which the drug is actually being taken. Unlike many other doping agents, there is no potential for long-term muscle or strength building. Negative samples taken during the games show that her record-breaking performance itself was hard-won.

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The secret plan behind Florida’s “don’t say gay” bill: Bankrupting public education

Republicans widely view the “critical race theory” hoax as a crucial component to regaining the governorship of Virginia in 2021, so it’s not a surprise that the party is rapidly expanding its national war on educators under the guise of “parental rights” in 2022. Now the book banning impulse that was initially focused on books about race and racism has dramatically expanded to stomp out any acknowledgement that LGBTQ people even exist. The most prominent of these efforts is the banally named “Parental Rights in Education” bill in Florida, which Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis is attempting to fast track.

Redubbed by opponents as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, which is certainly more accurate, one of the legislation’s major provisions is a ban on “classroom discussion about sexual orientation or gender identity,” as well as language clearly meant to force educators to report any kids suspected of being LGBTQ to their parents. Censoring any mention of LGBTQ people or outing kids to abusive parents is reason enough to oppose this bill. But, as hard as it may be to believe, there’s an even more sinister agenda behind this bill and many others like it.

RELATED: “Parental rights” started on the Christian fringe — now it’s the GOP’s winning issue

These bills are modeled on the backdoor mechanism that Republicans used to ban abortion in Texas, by creating a “bounty hunter” system that allows right wing busybodies to sue anyone who is suspected of providing or even just helping a patient get an abortion. And just as the lawsuit strategy helped the far-right achieve the dream of eliminating legal abortion in Texas, it could be used to achieve their even more secretive desire to end public schooling as we know it. 

As Michael Daly of the Daily Beast points out, the “Don’t Say Gay” bill gives parents a near-absolute right to sue a school into oblivion for neglecting to inform them of any “critical decisions affecting a student’s mental, emotional, or physical well-being.” The definition of “critical” is vague and likely all-encompassing. Democratic opponents, for instance, noted that schools could be sued for allowing kids to request vegetarian food. But really, the word “critical” is so expansive as to encompass anything. Don’t like that your kid is reading poetry instead of playing sports? Don’t like that your kid is doodling a disapproved crush’s name in their notebook? Don’t want your kid choosing to read “Beloved” by Toni Morrison instead of Ben Shapiro’s rancid novel? Just claim the kid’s “well-being” is affected and sue the school. 


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In Oklahoma, a similar bill that uses a bounty hunter system would allow parents to sue schools for supposedly promoting “positions in opposition to closely held religious beliefs of the student.” Again, the language is distressingly vague. What constitutes “promoting positions” or a “closely held religious belief?” Certainly, any biology book that mentions evolution would be targeted, or health class that admits human sexuality is real. But we know that “parents rights” groups have also tried to ban books that acknowledge mythologies or religious beliefs that aren’t Christianity — including books about Greek mythology. Could teachers could be targeted for explaining how the constellations were named? Or that the days of the week refer to Nordic mythology? Would school libraries be sued for stocking books like “Harry Potter” or “Lord of the Rings,” which Christian groups oppose on the grounds that they “promote” witchcraft? 

Those bills are two of the worst examples, but the strategy is spreading across the country.

RELATED: What’s behind the right-wing book-ban frenzy? Big money, and a long-term plan 

Republican-controlled legislatures keep introducing bills that would encourage bounty hunting against schools for allowing kids to learn or even hear about anything not pre-approved by parents. These bills don’t just create an atmosphere of intimidation, where teachers are afraid to teach anything — what if a parent says their religion forbids the teaching of algebra, in order to get their hands on the bounty money? As with the abortion “bounty hunter” law in Texas, these bills create an opportunity for right wingers to bankrupt schools through lawsuits, shutting them down permanently. 

That sounds outrageous, but it’s really not. It’s been a long-standing dream in right-wing circles to end public education as we know it, and replace it with a system of private schools and homeschooling for those who can afford it and, for those who can’t, no schooling at all. As Kathryn Joyce documented for Salon, the fig leaf of “parent’s rights” has long been used as cover for what is a flat-out war on public education. And as Salon writer Jon Skolnik reported, the various “parents rights” groups that have cropped up in the news recently are funded by a shadowy network of far-right operatives that would love to see public education disappear altogether. As political scientist Maurice T. Cunningham, author of “Dark Money and the Politics of School Privatization,” told Skolnik, the goal is “the destruction and ultimate privatization of America’s public school system.”


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The problem with this goal — as with abortion bans — is that it’s wildly unpopular with the public.

The right has long sought a backdoor way to defund schools and shut them down, all without engaging the public in a debate about it. They know it’s a debate they would lose. Which is why the “bounty hunter” system that Texas is using to ban abortion has so much appeal. It allows states, under the guise of “parent’s rights,” to set up a system that would funnel huge sums of money out of schools and into the pockets of anti-education activists. They don’t have to formally end public education through the legislature. They can just use this bounty hunter system to make it impossible for schools to function. 

RELATED: The critics were right: “Critical race theory” panic is just a cover for silencing educators

The right’s hatred of public education isn’t too hard to parse. They aren’t just afraid that kids will learn forbidden knowledge — such as that Jim Crow happened or that LGBTQ people are real — in the classroom or the library. It’s often the stuff outside of the classroom that is as much of a threat to conservative ideology. Kids meet different people and learn different ideas not just from teachers, but from each other. Even if you eradicate every book that mentions LGBTQ people, for instance, kids will learn anyway, from each other. Public education also makes it a lot harder for rich, white people to hoard all prestigious employment opportunities for themselves, by giving working class people and people of color a chance a pathway to the degrees needed to get those jobs.

But selling this censorious and classist agenda straightforwardly to the public won’t fly. Instead, Republicans are constructing this back door, which will allow them to destroy schools through lawsuits, instead of simply defunding them in the legislatures. If these bills become law, there may be no limit on how much damage the right can do to public education through frivolous lawsuits based on asinine “parent’s rights” claims. 

Peter Thiel now MAGA mega-donor, favors candidates with wild “conspiracy theories”

In the past, some pundits described billionaire PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel as a “libertarian.” But in recent years, Thiel’s donations to Republican candidates have been decidedly MAGA — and according to New York Times reporters Ryan Mac and Lisa Lerer, Thiel is going out of his way to support far-right Donald Trump loyalists in the 2022 midterms.

“Mr. Thiel, who became known in 2016 as one of the biggest donors to Mr. Trump’s presidential campaign, has reemerged as a key financier of the Make America Great Again movement,” Mac and Lerer explain in an article published on Valentine’s Day. “After sitting out the 2020 presidential race, the venture capitalist this year is backing 16 Senate and House candidates, many of whom have embraced the lie that Mr. Trump won the election. To get these candidates into office, Mr. Thiel has given more than $20.4 million.”

Mac and Lerer note that according to OpenSecrets, Thiel and Citadel CEO Kenneth Griffin are “the largest individual donors to Republican politics this election cycle.” 

RELATED: Hedge-fund billionaire Ken Griffin is a huge fan of Sen. Kelly Loeffler — but why?

Thiel obviously isn’t looking for moderation in the Republicans he donates to. At a recent event in Miami, according to the Times’ sources, Thiel described Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming as the face of “the traitorous ten” —which is how he views non-MAGA Republicans.

Mac and Lerer stress that “what sets Mr. Thiel’s spending apart” from Griffin’s is Thiel’s disdain for moderation and a preference for “hard-right candidates who traffic in the conspiracy theories espoused by Mr. Trump and who cast themselves as rebels determined to overthrow the Republican establishment and even the broader American political order.”


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Lee Drutman, a senior fellow for the group New America, told the Times, “When you have a funder who is actively elevating candidates who are denying the legitimacy of elections, that is a direct assault on the foundation of democracy.”

According to Mac and Lerer, Thiel’s donations underscore a strong belief in the MAGA movement.

“The candidates Mr. Thiel has funded offer a window into his ideology,” the reporters observe. “While the investor has been something of a cipher, he is currently driven by a worldview that the establishment and globalization have failed, that current immigration policy pillages the middle class and that the country must dismantle federal institutions.”

One MAGA Republican who has noticed the types of Republicans Thiel is supporting is Steve Bannon, far-right host of the “War Room” podcast and former White House chief strategist.

Bannon told the Times, “I don’t think it’s just about flipping the Senate. I think Peter wants to change the direction of the country.”

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